Subject: Ew. Ohmygod, ew.
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Posted on: 2010-04-19 21:01:00 UTC
I guess I can't really blame the author of the second one. I mean... when a Hunter jumps you, it looks a dang lot like it's trying to rape you.
Huh. One of the new agents I'm contemplating actually is a Hunter rendered sentient by badfic. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that it's not a rare thing for badfic to do.
I have two Left 4 Dead badfic to report:
"Life Undead" by honored cur. It is located at http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5783946/1/LifeUndead. Rated T.
This is a very rambling piece of fic, with Infected that keep their minds and almost no punctuation. It features a slew of original characters and little coherency.
Sample, including the lack of a period: "wow Rex time has been awful you are small you have gray skin crimson eyes you wear all black but I must admit you look buffer" Dave said as he blew some smoke in Rex's face
"Watching Over Her" by SpontaneousCombustion00. It is located at <a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5413303/1/WatchingOverHer">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5413303/1/WatchingOver_Her. Rated M.
This is a Zoey/Hunter fic, which features Francis decapitating a zombie with a riot gun while simultaneously pointing a pistol at a Smoker, Zoey not only failing to shoot a Hunter but also allowing it to molest her, and said Hunter being able to talk and remember its name. The Hunter also has eyes which change color.
Sample: "That was a pretty damn good kiss, considering he's an Infected. Zoey thought."
Both stories have been added to the Unclaimed Badfic page.
I guess I can't really blame the author of the second one. I mean... when a Hunter jumps you, it looks a dang lot like it's trying to rape you.
Huh. One of the new agents I'm contemplating actually is a Hunter rendered sentient by badfic. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that it's not a rare thing for badfic to do.
Smokers are definitely a better choice for erotic fan-fickshon. I'd read that...
Maybe it's because Hunters are the least obviously-deformed Infected, aside from the Commons? Also, their faces are hidden, so it's possible to just make up whatever's appealing.
Still, though, having sores, growths, and probably being half-starved does not equal sexy.
Thanks for the reports.
Sorry about the spelling in my previous post.