Welcome to the PPC! Here's a dagger set from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin. I'll be nice, I promise.

I'm feeling generous today.

But welcome to the PPC! Have a vinegaroon--a spider-like creature that can spray acetic acid from its tail.

Apologies for this late response; I was out of town.

Welcome! Here's a coxcomb. It's a sort of silly hat with Shakespearean lineage.

Welcome to the PPC! May your time here be long, enjoyable, and not too traumatizing.

*glomps* Hey, for me, that is treating you kindly. I could have nommed you. Newbies make very good noms. So anyhoo, remember how Honu_Wahine recommended that you abandon your sanity? It goes here. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* Also, here's a compilation of Alfred Hitchcock cameos.

Welcome! Very glad the recent chaos hasn't scared everyone away. Have a very big chocolate cake (absent of Agent Lux) and an infinite-capacity purse.

I, also, am new. (Well, ish.) Here, have a piece of cheese and a yellow kite.

Fear us not, sibling-in-newbiness. Have a cardboard sword. It'll do jack squat against a 'Sue, but at least it rymes.

Please enjoy this genuine World War I British infantry helmet.

Fair winds!

*poke*

I don't know what you've already read, of course, but there are a few things you should definitely make time for. First, there is the Original PPC Series by Jay and Acacia. It is our canon and that which started it all.

Second, we require that everyone read and abide by the Board Constitution, because it's nicer that way.

After that, there are several helpful documents on the Wiki designed to help acquaint newcomers with us and our habits and behaviors and general weirdness. Sedri's Guide to the PPC is particularly informative, especially when combined with the FAQ for Newbies and the Mission Writing Guide. If you do want to write PPC missions, you should also see the article about how to get Official Permission.

And that's probably quite enough to start with. {= ) Welcome! Have a bumper-sticker! *sticks one on you* ^__^

~Neshomeh

Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay here!

Here are a pair of cufflinks. Never underestimate their usefulness.

Take this cadian pattern lasgun. It served my grandaddy well, it served me well, and it'll serve you well now too.

atten-shun.

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

I'm rather new as well, but haven't had any trouble so far. Take this bladed yo-yo for if you do, though.

Welcome to the PPC!

You're welcome to join our Chatroom if you like, we have a sizable crowd in there right now. :D

Feel free to read everything on the wiki if you have not already, especially everything under the PPC Intro Pages sidebar.

Welcome to the board, newbie. Have a lead-filled baseball: it's good for beaning 'Sues and partners in the head, and it also makes an excellent paperweight.
So... just, welcome to the board. Don't defend a 'Sue (just mock them. . .mocking is good. mocking is your friend!), be courteous, and abandon your sanity. You won't need it, and you probably won't miss it. (Not here, anyways.)
-HW

We're nice to everyone here, save the sues and those filthy nerf herders.

I kid the nerf herders.

Have an uncomfortably small nose guard.