*pops back in once more* I have an answer and another report

*pops back in briefly after three screams of horror* by Tawaki on 2010-04-13 04:33:00 UTC Reply

Someone kill these fics, glaurung it!

1. Fly With Me » by Pricat reviews
One day Hiccup and Toothless find an injured girl in the forest but Hiccup discovers how alike they are as he and Toothless want to help her come out of her shell as they both have things to teach each other as Lyna adjusts to living On Berk.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,623 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-2-10 - Published: 3-27-10

My comment: Textbook. Simply textbook.

2. The Girl And Her Dragon » by Pricat reviews
Hiccup's daughter Kana feels lonely and upset about not being a Viking until she meets a lonely Night Fury and their lives change as a strong friendship begins.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,921 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-10-10 - Published: 4-5-10

My comment: Yet another draconic Suvian named Kana.

3. Toothless Love » by Kiyosaisei Ichimaru reviews (NSFW)
Toothless cares about his Hiccup very much. As such, it is only fitting that Toothless makes sure his Hiccup knows, right? Unfortunately, impossible situations now seem to be commonplace in Berk. HumanoidForm!Toothless. Yaoi. Rated M for chapter eight.
How To Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,978 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 4-11-10 - Published: 4-6-10 - Toothless & Hiccup

My comment: My brain just divided by zero. *disappears*

Re: *pops back in briefly after three screams of horror* by Edward Wilder on 2010-04-14 21:30:00 UTC Reply

You are NOT allowed to disappear without telling me how you did that fadey thing with the letters!

*pops back in once more* I have an answer and another report by Tawaki on 2010-04-15 02:59:00 UTC Reply

Nothing simpler. Just change the text color for each character. Divide 256 by the number of characters, add the result to the rr, to the gg, and to the bb of the previous character's color, and round to the nearest integer.

4. Love's Cost » by Nejimistress reviews
The goddess of love and destiny, Freya, gives Toothless a week to show Hiccup his love. But will it come at a cost too high?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-12-10 - Published: 4-9-10 - Toothless & Hiccup

*disappears*

Egad! Teh run-ons! by Italian for Grandma on 2010-04-13 21:42:00 UTC Reply

My brain...GAH!

And I haven't even *seen* the movie yet.

My condolences...*shudders*
I can't help, as I haven't seen the movie... by WikiMaster on 2010-04-13 13:08:00 UTC Reply

But I wish the potential sporkers good luck.
WHY by Maudlin Hart on 2010-04-13 12:51:00 UTC Reply

I have to see the movie, methinks. looks nothing like the book, so it should be good.
Noooooo! Whyyyy?! by Neshomeh on 2010-04-13 05:18:00 UTC Reply

*falls to knees and weeps* The poor canon! It was so young! D X}

I'm claiming one of the first two. I don't know which one yet. I will have to look at them. But since one of my agents is a former dragonrider... well... there will be blood. Lots and lots of glittery blood.

~Neshomeh

Claiming "A Girl and Her Dragon." by Neshomeh on 2010-04-13 07:52:00 UTC Reply

Do you realize that the Suethor hadn't even seen the movie when she wrote "Fly With Me"? I can't deal with that. >.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go spork my eyes out. But not before I call in the Repetitive Department of Repetition and the Department of Redundancy Department. Yes. Both of them. The writing is that bad.

~Neshomeh, who has rarely seen stupidity reach such depths before now. O.o

Wow... by terrofen on 2010-04-13 04:54:00 UTC Reply

I'ma gonna fire up my MST-ing pen.

Or maybe I'll use one for my Permission request mission...

Thanks!