Have a griffin! Don't worry, it's house-trained.

I...um...was very busy. Had lots to do and such...um...Oh Ya! I remembered what I was doing, I was getting you a present from the Random Present Shoppe. I got you a rail car filled with electrical cords. You never know when you may need a wire or two to fix your control panel. they also make very handy leashes!

Have a return wave and a welcome glomp, and a magician's Top Hat of Holding. Use it wisely.

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your... um... pocket lint in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* The poor dears haven't been eating well recently. Also, here's a glass vial full of shimmering colors.

Welcome, new friend, to the PPC Posting Board! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay here!

Welcome! The box I ordered just arrived, so here you go. Have a bladed yo-yo. Rhyme unintentional

Hooray! Another new insane person! I just joined recently too. Welcome.

I think this is the part where I give you something. So here! Have some bleeprin and a small blue Yeti.

Welcome a'Board!

Someone will probably be along at some point to send you a bundle of links, mostly involving the PPC Wiki, especially the PPC itself, the Newbie FAQ, the Board FAQ, and the Guide to the PPC.

Oh, wait, they just have! :-P

Enjoy your time here with us, and have a platter of chocolate-covered profiteroles and a pet mongoose (available for collection in the PPC Mongoose Shelter in RC 2816).

Elcalion, welcoming.

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a dagger set from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin. We're all insane here. You'll have good company.

Nice to meet you. Do you need some rain? We've been getting way too much of it where I'm from.

Completely insane? In a nice goofy way or in scary stabby way? Or somewhere in between, perhaps.

Anyway, have a free collection of tiny hats.

Have an imaginary pair of pants.

Now, can anybody tell me what the hell 'ciao' means, besides 'some sort of greeting'?

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a coxcomb. It's a sort of silly hat, with a Shakespearean lineage.

Wow, there have been a lot of new arrivals on the Board lately. It's lovely--so much activity! I hope you like it here.

Big cats are great!

Fair winds!

Hello there. As per my usual, here's a [random generic item] and a pair of cufflinks.

Have a venomous arthropod! You may not need gloves to handle it.

I would say insanity is practically a job requirement around these parts.

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

What fandoms do you follow?

I'm sure others will be by later with the big bag 'o links and bumper stickers, and a bucket marked 'warg fodder.'