Subject: 'Ello, fellow madwench!
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Posted on: 2010-04-07 22:42:00 UTC
Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's some bubbly green liquid in flasks.
Hey everyone. I’m new here and just thought I’d post my intro as well. I found the PPC when I was stuck yet again on Tv tropes and thought it looked awesome.
My names Katie and I go by the Mad Maiden which should tell you much about my mental stability. :)
Anyway....uh, Hello!
I've never read any fairly oddparents fics but I used to watch the show. Maybe we could do a mission. Oh, and have a bengal tiger, I've got extra
That would be neat.
I write some fic for it and there are a few increadibly bad stories out there.
Oh thank you for the tiger. I shall call him....Simmons!
Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's some bubbly green liquid in flasks.
*Glances over* What is this sanity that you speak of?
And thank you! I shall use it wisely....maybe.
No I am not calling you a Ho. That is a greeting. Moving on, Welcome to the PPC! Are you a boarder, or potential agent? What are your fandoms? And what is your favorite cheese?
Now that my questions are done, have a cloud (marble). It is very luckey.
Hello there!
Um, potential agent, Red vs. Blue, Fairly Odd Parents, Portal, a lot of others, and marble cheese.
Thank you!
Welcome! I offer you a coxcomb. It's a sort of silly hat with a Shakespearean lineage.
Ooo, why thank you!
Hi! I'm glad to meet you.
Hi! It's nice to meet you too.
Have a panda that eats, shoots and leaves!
Aw, cute little panda....with gun...
Thank you!
Sentient one. Fair winds!
Thank you! I shall set sail at once.
Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Have some chocolate and enjoy your stay here!
Thank you!
Everyone here is so nice.
If you look closely, it'll look like a Cosmic Horror!
Oooo, Cosmic Horror. Best gift ever.
Welcome to the party. Have a life sized inflatable Star Ship Enterprise. Just make sure that you are outside when you start blowing it up.
I must say that was one of the funniest books I have read. It doesn't compare with THE GUIDE though.
Thanks! You guys give the best welcoming gifts. I'll be sure to keep the advice in mind too.
Yes, TV Tropes can get rather sticky at times.
Anyway, have a venomous arthropod. You may not need gloves to handle it!
It will drag you in for days at a time.
Oh, thank you! I will go and quickly find some gloves.
Yello, yello, yello, yeti 'nother newbie! Welcome to the club, I just joined today myself. Have a tsurugi, you'll probably need it...
Hello there fellow newbie!
Thank you! Have a katana, you may need it as well.
Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Please use them IRresponsibly!
Scarf! Well my days been made.
I will do my best.
Ah, linking someone to TV tropes... It's like rickrolling, but it lasts all day. :D Anyway, I am swiftly running out of cufflinks, so I will give you both a(n) [random generic item] and a(n) [random generic solution to a problem]. Anyway, welcome to the Board.
I know! And I keep getting sucked in. You'd think I'd learn by now.
Oooo...random generic things, thank you!
Welcome to the PPC! Hope you have fun. Have a bag of outdated slang.
Well golly gee willikers, this is going to be fun to use! Radical!
Welcome to the PPC! Here's a Glitter-proof shield (it can't be Sueified and it serves a double purpose as a temporary wall to block out Bad Things) from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin. We're all insane here.
Hoory for insanity. And thanks!
I could assume that the average is two new people a day or something now.
It seems you guys are quite popular.