Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, drat. You didn't say "what's up".

Have a panda that eats, shoots and leaves!

Fair winds!

Welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Have some chocolate, won't you?

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

Welcome to the PPC! Here's an archery set from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin. Frankly, I don't know what exactly is going on. Just join in the insanity!

I've actually only been here for a little over a week, but I've read the Original Series, about half of the spinoffs listed on the Original Series site, and all the sporkings of the Legendary Badfics. Anyone have any reccomendations as to what to read next?

Have a bottle of Awesome Sauce. (it goes great on chips!)

Welcome to the Board! Have a Creep. (Creeps are like Peeps, but shaped like spiders instead of birdies.)

Welcome to the board. Having hunted for new newbie gifts I give you a stuffed model of the TARDIS. It's useful in that you can, um, well not do much with it, but it's a gift.

I am pleased to meet you. Have a tiny, mechanical Sunflower Official. Be careful, though, it may try to send you on tiny, mechanical missions to tiny, mechanical continua.

Tell me, what fandoms are you in to?

Welcome.

I've been trying to write something non-stop for a while now.