Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's half a spoon.

Fair winds!

Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Here are some cufflinks and a [random generic item]. Never underestimate the usefulness of cufflinks.

Hey! Well, welcome, and have a Mary Poppins Carpetbag (TM). Do you have your agents planned yet?

Thanks for everything! I really like the scarf, it reminds me of one that a friend has in RL (well, except for the seventeen foot long part.)

I've started writing my agent intro for when I get permission, and I have a few questions. There's an Agent Tristan on the list of response centers, but he doesn't have a page, and I can't find him anywhere else. Is it alright if I name an agent Tristan? And would singing Taylor Swift's 'You Belong with Me' in HQ get me shot at? If not, what would? Would Nickleback be alright to sing?

Now this you can use against sues.

On before of the newest contingent of Newbies may I bit you a fond welcome. And here, I happen to have one last giant stuffed Emu for you. This one's name is Frank and he likes to run.

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

So what are you fandoms?

*poke!*

Well, since you've already read the intro stuff, I don't have to use my stock response. Yay! Nice to meet you. {= D

You get a bumper sticker anyway. *sticks one on you*

~Neshomeh

I can tell by your username that we're going to get along juuuuust fine.

In honor of our meeting, here's a female wolf spider (the females are bigger)!

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a dagger set from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin. (Someone will be along with a list of PPC links soon, although by your introduction, I don't think you'll need all of the links. You know some of them already. *grins* )