Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a dagger set from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin.

WElcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's a Sharpie marker. Muahahaha.

*poke*

I don't know what you've already read, of course, but there are a few things you should definitely make time for. First, there is the Original PPC Series by Jay and Acacia. It is our canon and that which started it all.

Second, we require that everyone read and abide by the Board Constitution, because it's nicer that way.

After that, there are several helpful documents on the Wiki designed to help acquaint newcomers with us and our habits and behaviors and general weirdness. Sedri's Guide to the PPC is particularly informative, especially when combined with the FAQ for Newbies and the Mission Writing Guide. If you do want to write PPC missions, you should also see the article about how to get Official Permission.

And that's probably quite enough to start with. {= ) Welcome! Have a bumper-sticker! *sticks one on you* ^__^

~Neshomeh

Some of the people are here are crazy. For you, a watch that stops time when you look at it while your waiting for something you really want.

I don't have anything to give to you unlike everyone else.

Hello. Have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit, scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

We are pretty high in the whimsy factor here. Hope you enjoy your stay. Have a bag of cotton candy.

Welcome! Have a coxcomb. It's a sort of silly hat.

Have a venomous arthropod! You possibly won't need gloves to handle it.

Fair winds!