Subject: Hewwo!
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Posted on: 2010-03-21 20:40:00 UTC
...And I thought my introduction thread was serious sounding...
Anyways. Hello and welcome.
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Permission to join by
on 2010-03-21 18:51:00 UTC
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Dear All At PPC,
My name (obviously) is Ruin Takada, and I would like to become a member on this great site. I have been a fanfic author for over two years, and I have seen some pretty horrible things on there in my time. Rather than disconnect myself from the site on which I reside most of the time, I wish to do something about it, and clear up the filth that is Sue-ness! I am ready to join, and will do so as either a Boarder or an Agent, I'm not too picky (although preferably as an Agent). Thank you for reading this, and please reply soon. -
Re: Towels? by
on 2010-03-23 22:36:00 UTC
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You would think that such a valuable implement would be standard issue here . . .
I didn't bring an extra towel, as I'm new myself . . .
But you can share mine . . .
P.S. I like ellipsis. -
Towels! by
on 2010-03-24 14:24:00 UTC
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Yeah, Douglas Adams has proven the value of the great towels, but we Earthlings just seem to underappreciate our own. Don't worry, I'm from a big family, so I've got plenty of towels with me at home to choose from, so really I'm able to give YOU a sapre one!
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Re: Towels! by
on 2010-03-24 20:51:00 UTC
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Oh don't worry about me, by this point Ive managed to prepare a collection of utility towels for every occasion.
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Hello! by
on 2010-03-23 16:16:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! Here's an archery set from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin!
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Archery by
on 2010-03-23 19:17:00 UTC
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Cool, will they work against the evil Mary Sues and Gary Stus? But...what does Bleeprin do?
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First ketchup! by
on 2010-03-23 01:35:00 UTC
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I gift you with a coxcomb. It's a kind of silly hat, and no one can act too serious while wearing one. Welcome to the Board!
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*waves* by
on 2010-03-22 19:23:00 UTC
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Hi there!
Have some Awesome Sauce (it is sauce which is awesome), and a bag of funny little green pills (if you find out what they do I'd love to know)! -
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on 2010-03-22 20:27:00 UTC
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Cool...er, I mean, 'Awesome Sauce'! When I find out what the pills do, I'll tell you, and may just add a page on wikipedia explaining it! Thanks for the gift. *Waves back*
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Welcome! by
on 2010-03-22 19:04:00 UTC
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Hello and welcome to the Board! Have some chocolate, won't you?
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Ho Takada! by
on 2010-03-22 18:44:00 UTC
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Greetings from another Noob! Here is a Flash Suit. Hope it fits! If it doesn't, just take it to the teachers. They make fine jury-riggers. Good luck! and Down with the Formics!
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You have a pretty name! by
on 2010-03-22 12:55:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, here's some jam and beer.
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Thanks by
on 2010-03-22 16:30:00 UTC
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Oh, thanks for thinking my name's pretty. Also, I won't be needing the sanity receptacle - I don't think I ever had one to began with. Still, the jam is VERY much appreciated. Not the beer, though. Sorry 'bout that.
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I keep forgetting to capitalize "Hart". What's up with that? by
on 2010-03-23 13:07:00 UTC
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Someone else will drink it if you don't.
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Have a Bengal Tiger! by
on 2010-03-22 12:53:00 UTC
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Another Stock gift!
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Welcome, have a Tribble! by
on 2010-03-22 11:12:00 UTC
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They breed like Rabbits.
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Tribble? by
on 2010-03-22 16:57:00 UTC
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Ok, so apart from the fact that they breed like rabbits, what's a Tribble, and how do I house one...safely?
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The trick is... by
on 2010-03-22 17:46:00 UTC
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Keep it in complete isolation and don't feed it more than the tiniest morsel per day. Say a grain of rice. They like grains. (Not feeding them after midnight probably isn't a bad idea, either.) They're basically an exercise in the Malthusian principle of population, only on fast-forward. And possibly crack.
Also, welcome, and first poke! *pokes*
~Neshomeh -
From Star Trek by
on 2010-03-22 17:11:00 UTC
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Look in google images for "the trouble with tribbles" and you'll see ;)
As for housing, you'll need a big one. They took over a space ship in a matter of days! -
Hi, new person~! by
on 2010-03-22 09:23:00 UTC
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Nice to meet you, Ruin (may I call you that?), I'm Makari.
I shall shower upon you the traditional newbie-gift. In my case, it's a flame-retardant leash and harness set, brain-sized. Just on the off-chance that your mind tries to wander.
Look forward to seeing you around. ^^ May I inquire as to your favored fandoms, and your work~? -
Cool by
on 2010-03-22 16:37:00 UTC
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Yeah, you can call me Ruin: I usually ask people to do that anyways. Thanks for the harness, it'll be really useful... anyways, since it's 'brain-sized', does that mean the size is relative depending on the user??? (>O
For my work, just go onto fanfiction.net, and do an Author search on my penname (incidently, it's the same one as the one here). So far, I have done stories for DN Angel, which haven't been completed as I accumulated more brain-cells and dropped them, a few on Death Note (yes, THAT controvesial anime/manga piece), and one on HollyOaks, the British soap. The best one to read as an example is 'The Art of Subconscious Illusion: Rewritten'. It isn't finshed, but it's better than the original, and I feel that this will shape up to be my best when it's done. -
Re: Permission to join by
on 2010-03-22 08:58:00 UTC
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Welcome to the board. Does this mean I'm no longer the rookiest of rookies?
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Re: Permission to join by
on 2010-03-22 05:33:00 UTC
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Hey, feel free to pull up and stay awhile. You'll need to in order to become an agent. (A month.) In the meantime, I hope you have fun. See you around!
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Thanks by
on 2010-03-22 16:41:00 UTC
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Thanks for the advice, I think I will, just so that I can clear up the filth myself, and perhaps show the evil Mary Sues why my name's so detrimental!
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Welcome by
on 2010-03-22 04:30:00 UTC
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Here, have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
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Re: Welcome by
on 2010-03-22 16:43:00 UTC
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You mean like the 4th (I think) Doctor Who? Cool, I have a big scarf already, but I need a new one anyways. If I ever become an agent and go on missions, I'll be sure to wear it! I'll eat the jellies at my leisure.
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Re: Welcome by
on 2010-03-23 07:41:00 UTC
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Yes! Exactly like the 4th Dr. Who. Yay! I have been waiting for someone to mention getting my reference.
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Yup by
on 2010-03-23 09:24:00 UTC
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Yeah, funnily enough, this isn't the first time I've heard the reference being made: The first time was when I was wearing my own long stripy scarf for school, and a friend of mine was like, 'Are you trying to be the Doctor, or something?' Ironically, I wasn't. But yeah, I get it.
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Welcome, new Boarder! by
on 2010-03-22 02:12:00 UTC
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Have a venomous arthropod! You may...not...need gloves.
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Hewwo! by
on 2010-03-21 20:40:00 UTC
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...And I thought my introduction thread was serious sounding...
Anyways. Hello and welcome. -
Soz by
on 2010-03-22 16:44:00 UTC
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Heh, sorry about the tone, I'm the serious type, so I hope that my tenure on here will loosen me up a bit (?!)
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Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by
on 2010-03-21 20:16:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
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Hi! First Poke! by
on 2010-03-21 19:39:00 UTC
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Hi, Ruin, it's pretty neat that you want to join us.
You're welcome to hang around the Board as a Boarder, but for to write PPC missions, you should wait around at least a month and be active here as well. ^_^
Hehh, whoops, killed the other one. >.>; Don't try to reply to that one, my HTML ate the buttons. -
Re: Hi! First Poke! by
on 2010-03-22 16:47:00 UTC
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So shall I officially log myself in, and just stay logged in for a month, while replying to messages and generally getting under foot? Great, I'll start right away!
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Hi! First Poke! by
on 2010-03-21 19:35:00 UTC
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Hi, Ruin, it's pretty neat that you want to join us.
You're welcome to hang around the Board as a Boarder, but for to write PPC missions, you should wait around at least a month and be active here as well. ^_^ -
Welcome to the board! by
on 2010-03-21 19:34:00 UTC
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No need to be so formal, and welcome to the PPC! Have a large egg of dubious origin. No clue what's in it.
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About that... by
on 2010-03-22 16:49:00 UTC
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Sorry about the tone, I'm pretty serious anyways, and I just wanted to make a good impression on you guys, since I'm a newbie, and I would like to have some friends who'll help me out, too.