Hey, have a lasgun. It reeks of Harkonnen, so naturaly I don't want it. Just be sure not to shoot any shields, for things quickly become quite explosive.

By the way, Im a huge fan of Battlestar Galactica. Glad to know there are more of us out there. I'm quite alone within my circles.

Welcome to the PPC enrichment center. At the Enrichment Center, we believe that a highly skilled agent can endure the worst badfics while enduring the most intense pain.

Have some cake.

I hope you can find a good use for it.

Hmm, Blackadder fanfic could only be badfic. Without Rowan Atkinson it is nothing!

Hey, welcome! Nice to meetcha! Remember, everything has a fandom, no matter how obscure.

Have a bag full of punctuation!

Here, have a seventeen foot long, multi-colored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

For the welcomes and the presents! Yay! It's like Christmas, only in March, and only once.

Hello and Welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Have some chocolate, won't you?

Fair winds!

Hmmm, week of the newbies huh? Is this a busy week or do you normally have multiple newbies every week? Did I accidently fall into a mass recruitment drive? Why am I finishing every sentance with a question mark?

Anyway, I know I'm knew here but welcome to the board. I guess we can all learn our way round together.

You already know me. You get no egg.

Welcome to the Board and ths insanity. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object, they're very useful.

Welcome to the Board. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here.
Also, here is a ravishing boot of coconights.

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a Glitter-proof shield from the Raven Armory (it can't be Sueified and it serves a dual purpose as a temporary wall for blocking out Bad Things) and here is a bottle of bleeprin. Have fun with the insanity!

Help yourself to your favorite venomous arthropod, and some complimentary gloves to handle it with!

*pokes*

Oooh, sci-fi. I can't tell if you're being sarcastic about Battlestar Galactica, though. I like the re-imagined series a lot, personally, but that's all I've seen.

Anyway. If you like all that, I highly recommend Farscape and Firefly. They both suffered the same fate of being canceled before their time due to network stupidity, and also of making a comeback with a miniseries and movie respectively, due to their fanbases making a ridiculous amount of enraged noise. This probably says something about the shows and the fanbases.

~Neshomeh