-inspects ship- It seems to be a Star Trek crack ship. Our agent Ossa will probably like it. She comes up with the oddest pairings in the world.

Here's a spot check. Many of our agents seem to miss them.

I think they're Easter eggs. From games.

And now I present you with pie.

Have some portal guns.

Wow, thank you. In gratitude I present you a bunch of explosives and C4.

...which fic was it?

The Society thanks you for those and in return gives you a stack of manuals for So You Want to Be a Gary-Stu Killer Who Uses Inexplicably Sharp Weapons to Eviscerate Victims by our resident Gary-Stu Gutter, Michael, and a tribble in stasis. Watch out, because those things reproduce like mad once they're out of it. Rest assured they will eat all your snacks and attack any halflings, Sues, or Klingons in the area.

That's not my sanity. When I joined the Society I threw all of that into our incinerator.

In the Society we don't have separate departments, so any of our agents are capable of covering bad slash.

Awesome. We shall fortify our room containing the Fourth Wall with it (because the Sues always seem to attack that place when they do attack us). Here's one of our Bookmarks. It makes the Sue easier to track by giving it dog ears. It makes for a good laugh too.

Oh, thank you! As a thank you gift I'll give you this bag of red and green squiggly lines from our Word databases.

Awesome. In exchange for the stuff you gave us I am giving you a plate of cookies stolen from Adrian's office (shhhhh), a crowbar, and the charred remains of a mutant tree that ripped up all our Bomberman manga (but I'm sure you guys know how to use it better than we do).

I'm Aster Selene, also known as Fuzzle-san, creator of the OC of Aster. Who's pretty much a generic agent...and an idiot.

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