Welcome to the Board. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here. Also, here's a muffin.

We bumped into each other on #PPC, but I'm here as well.

*gives Jack a bumper sticker*

Welcome to the board!

LOL. It's industrial grade hair wax. ENJOY!

I see you've already been given The Links, so I'll just give you a pineapple. :)

Welcome to the PPC! Here's a sabre from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin. Have fun with the Sue slaying (and the headaches that stem from reading badfic).

My advice is to create a realistic agent, one that's well balanced, flawed, and has issues. But the agent should also have talents as well.

Welcome to the nuthouse. Don't worry-as someone's probably already told you, "We're all mad here."
Here, have a mutant mutt(and I seriously need to rename that critter). He's a generic mutant wolf, rescued from an insane woman with over twenty minis and a bad story in the JC Avatar verse. He likes to chew on everything, and is a good warning system for 'Sue's in Avatar. He's also good with children.
Oh, and have a Generic Shovel. You'll need one eventually -- it's good for digging mass graves, knocking out bits, 'Sues, and canons, and shoveling snow.
--Honu_Wahine

Have a softnose laser and a target shaped like Bella Swann's head. Enjoy!

Again. I already poked you in the chat, but this is the official one. *poke*

Hmm... Dann already gave you a bumper sticker, so that just leaves this: in addition to the links Ansela has provided, you may wish to visit the PPC Lost Tales archive, which is the only place to find some of the things written contemporarily with the Original Series since GeoCities bit the big one. It's still under construction in places, but mostly if you can get there, you can read the content.

Enjoy, and welcome!

~Neshomeh

Welcome to the Board! I offer you a coxcomb, which is a sort of funny hat.

Wow, we've had a veritable flood of newbies...awesome!

Have a 17 foot long, multi-color, knit wool scarf (curly wig not included).

It was nice to meet you yesterday.

Fair winds!

Welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Have a plush panda that eats, shoots and leaves! :D

Yet another stock gift.

I comes bearing links. *drags out Big Bag O' Links and digs through it*

First off is the link to the Wiki, a veritable fount of information for a newbie to read through. Especially helpful for you if you want to write missions would be the page on Permission (note the capital P).

I would advise against reading any Legendary Badfic, unless you are of strong mind and stomach. Even the summaries have been known to give those of weaker constitution nightmares.

For your reading pleasure, not knowing what you have already managed to find, I have several links for you. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is a good place to start, as the PPC did many aeons ago. What do you mean I'm exaggerating? The Department of Geographical Aberrations is another interesting place to visit, if you have the time and inclination. Also by hS is the Tangled Webs site, which contains backstory for the PPC as an organisation. If you would rather visit the Floaters, then July's site is the place you need to be. And last, but most definitely not least, Response Centre 45 is where Trojie and Pads' missions are archived.

Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please deposit your sanity into the container offered to you by another Boarder; you won't be needing it here.

Welcome! Here is a mini Mirkwood Spider, called Schnookums.

You will be provided with all kinds of helpful links soon. In the meantime, help yourself to your favorite venomous arthropod!