Have a softnose laser and a glomp.

*glomps*

Have a 17 foot long, multi-colored, knit wool scarf (curly wig not included).

I also enjoyed your Sue Marie story. The names in the sequel are hilarious!

Hello and welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay here.

It's one of my stock gifts, hold on to it!

Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and those pesky spambots as well. Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle and enjoy the ride.

Tis' another beehive. Except this one is radioactive!!

My gift to you is a Fish. Use it well.

Welcome!

Have an Adelie penguin. He's perfectly house-trained! And he can cook a fantastic stir-fry :)

*pokes*

Also, please have this bumper-sticker. *sticks on bumper-sticker reading "Love me, love my beta."*

If you're interested in classic PPC stories, you should head over to the PPC Lost Tales archive. It's still under construction in places, but since GeoCities went down it's the only place to find some of these works.

All in all, welcome to the PPC!

~Neshomeh

Welcome to the boards, and here is a plush panda that eats, shoots and leaves. :D

Greets and welcome. If you've got any questions or whatever, we've also got a big sib little sib thing going and I'm sure someone would be willing to 'adopt' you.

Welcome to the Board! I gift you with a pirate hat, for sailing that tall ship Kahjidu gave you.

That is definitely a good nickname to have, especially around here.

Help yourself to a venomous arthropod.

I comes bearing links. *drags out Big Bag O' Links and digs through it*

First off is the link to the Wiki, a veritable fount of information for a newbie to read through. Especially helpful for you if you want to write missions would be the page on Permission (note the capital P).

I would advise against reading any Legendary Badfic, unless you are of strong mind and stomach. Even the summaries have been known to give those of weaker constitution nightmares.

For your reading pleasure, not knowing what you have already managed to find, I have several links for you. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is a good place to start, as the PPC did many aeons ago. What do you mean I'm exaggerating? The Department of Geographical Aberrations is another interesting place to visit, if you have the time and inclination. Also by hS is the Tangled Webs site, which contains backstory for the PPC as an organisation. If you would rather visit the Floaters, then July's site is the place you need to be. And last, but most definitely not least, Response Centre 45 is where Trojie and Pads' missions are archived.

Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please deposit your sanity into the container offered to you by another Boarder; you won't be needing it here.

(I just read that Sue Parody of yours. It's very awesome.)
Welcome to the PPC! Here's a Glitter-proof shield from the Raven Armory! (It can't be Suefied and can be used to block out the sight of any pesky Sues.)

Fair winds!