Hello, and Welcome! by
OpinionedAngel
on 2010-02-15 00:21:00 UTC
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Welcome, Newbie, to the PPC Posting Board! Have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!
Heya by
Honu_Wahine
on 2010-02-07 18:27:00 UTC
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Greetings and salutations, Catkin. Here, as a housewarming/welcoming gift, have a mutant wolf. They're good with children and 'Sue hunting, and they like to chew on everything from your shoes to your 'Sues. But don't worry, they're very friendly...
Welcome to the board, never read a badfic, and have fun with the complete abandonment of your sanity, social life, and future career.
Honu_Wahine
Heyo! by
Sara
on 2010-02-06 19:08:00 UTC
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Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and those pesky spambots, too. Use it for good and not much evil.
Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.
Hello by
Miah
on 2010-02-05 23:00:00 UTC
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Welcome! Here have a 17 foot long, wool knit scarf. (curly wig not included)
Hi. by
Elorie
on 2010-02-05 21:20:00 UTC
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Welcome, fellow newbie. Have a hug. *hugs*
Marhaba! by
BeetleFire
on 2010-02-05 19:59:00 UTC
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... hola, bonjour, namaste, nyob zoo, etc.
I give you -- a bunch of random greetings, apparently. And some chocolate. Can't go wrong there.
Ehm... by
Xanthia B.
on 2010-02-05 13:10:00 UTC
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A bit too late for me to give anything out, huh?
But what I give out today is unique! Here's a blessing. Two blessings, in fact:
花開富貴 ,出入平安。
Wishing you a prosperous Lunar New Year,
Xanthia B.
Here at last! by
Maudlin Hart
on 2010-02-05 13:04:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here. Also, fellow Larklight fan (are you by any chance a steam-punk?), here's a pair of aether-goggles. Wear them with pride.
Have some Silver and Rosemary! by
WikiMaster
on 2010-02-05 11:36:00 UTC
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Glad to meet a fellow Bartimaeus Trilogy fan.
Welcome! by
BattleHamster
on 2010-02-05 04:06:00 UTC
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It's always nice to have another fan of The Lord of the Rings around. Doctor Who as well.
Welcome, new friend! by
doctorlit
on 2010-02-05 00:22:00 UTC
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Have a venomous arthropod.
Since you bring up zombies, I will ask this: Which do you like better, the fantasy necromantic zombies, or the sci-fi/horror "Night of the Living Dead" style zombies?
Hello! by
Cinnia Aine
on 2010-02-05 00:15:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! Here's a Glitter-proof shield from the Raven Armory and a bottle of bleeprin. (The shield can't be Suefied and it serves as a useful wall if you want to block out your view of the Sue at any time. Don't ask how I got the original shield to be this way. You're best off not knowing.)
A Redwall fan? Well met. It's one of my favorite book series.
Welcome! by
Gen
on 2010-02-04 22:17:00 UTC
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Because you like zombies, I offer you the position as a Captain in the Army of the Undead Zombies. Accept and you can help conquer the world (starting with Iceland). :D
Hiya! by
Piph
on 2010-02-04 21:47:00 UTC
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Welcome to the insanity! Shortly you may see somebody with a bucket labeled "Warg Fodder" that asks you deposit your sanity there. Do so. It is the best place for your sanity during your stay here.
As long as I have your attention, have a softnose laser and a DeSued Martin Sword Carbon Copy (DMSCC, not to be confused with the Department of Mary Sues,). Please don't blast/chop off your or someone else's head, as we are short on Agents at the moment.
Thank you, and watch out for the plotholes.
XD
First poke! by
Neshomeh
on 2010-02-04 20:58:00 UTC
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*poke*
Welcome! Have a bumper sticker! It says "My Agent sporked your Mary-Sue." Enjoy. {= )
~Neshomeh
O hai, I can haz newbie? by
Cassie Cameron-Young
on 2010-02-04 20:46:00 UTC
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Hello there. Lovely to meetcha, and welcome to the PPC. I approve muchly of your fandoms, though I only know LOTR and Redwall to any coherent degree.
Here, have a welcome gift. A bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. May they be very useful.
Greetings and Salutations by
anamia
on 2010-02-04 20:16:00 UTC
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Welcome! Delighted to have you! Please accept this gift of a sparkly rock.
Sorry to bring this up, but if I don't someone else will. In your post, you said, "(Not that there's much of a fandom for it or it's sequels)." That should be for it or its sequels, as it's a posessive, not a contraction. Again, sorry. That's just one of my pet peeves.
Still, nitpicking aside, welcome! Hope you have a long and happy stay with us.
--anamia
p.s. Off your trolley is completely fine. In fact, it's basically nornal, if anything can be said to be normal. -grins-