Subject: That shouldn't be funny...
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Posted on: 2010-01-19 23:12:00 UTC
but it is.
-Snerk-
Subject: That shouldn't be funny...
Author:
Posted on: 2010-01-19 23:12:00 UTC
but it is.
-Snerk-
http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hellsing and Star Trek. The story should use shopping for a Wii as a plot device!"
Now I can't get that image out of my head.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Animorphs and the Little Mermaid. The story should use bondage as a plot device!
Why it could work:
- Time travel is canonical in the Animorphs universe (the Time Matrix), so the fact that Ariel lives in the past could be dealt with in a reasonable way.
- Ariel is a mermaid who changes into a human. The Animorphs are teenagers who change into animals (including fish) on a regular basis. They could have some interesting, thoughtful conversations about this.
- If we use the word "bondage" in its classical sense (i.e. slavery, restriction), it would definitely work as a crossover theme. Ariel spends all of her life hampered by her fin, wanting to be part of the human world and away from her father's restrictions. Even better, the Animorphs are fighting to save earth from parasitic aliens who enslave people!
Yep, this could be a decent fic. Weird!
~Araeph
Nothing long or elaborate--short and hilarious would be favorite. Kinda along the lines of Fill the Plothole.
~Neshomeh
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Star Fox and the Partridge Family. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!"
Well, ain't that crackaliscious?
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Fruits Basket and Oregon Trail. The story should use starting a band as a plot device!"
The band has died of dysentery?
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Guitar Hero and the Lion King. The story should use rape as a plot device!
....
wth?
Nala: OH NOES! Simba is being raped with a guitar!
but it is.
-Snerk-
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Gordon Ramsay and My Little Pony. The story should use a journey to outer space as a plot device!
Perhaps the pony is the main course?
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy 6 and Beauty & the Beast. The story should use starting a band as a plot device!
I love these generators.
My challenge, apparently, is "to write crossover fanfiction combining Elite Beat Agents and Gilligan's Island. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!"
I doubt I shall accept this challenge. I can't decide whether to interpret "interent" as "internet" or "inherent", and I'm not familiar with either canon offered. Gilligan's Island, at least, I've heard a little about, but I don't know the other at all.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Mega Man and Chronicles of Narnia. The story should use anorexia as a plot device!
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Ooh, anorexia! Tell me more. :P
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining 1984 and America's Funniest Home Videos. The story should use aliens as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean. The story should use legalizing gay marriage as a plot device!
Now that I would like to see! Can anyone manage this?
Gods, I can actually see this. Not well, since I don't know Star Wars at all (I kind of haven't seen any of the films but the very, very first one and the first of the new set), but I can see it.
-Beats POTC/HP plot bunny out of her head with a very large, blunt paddle.-
--anamia
The scary thing is: I can see it, too. Totally crack.
Maybe I will give it a try someday I am drugged to the gills?
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Salute Your Shorts and Godzilla. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!"
Gods, I actually remember "Salute Your Shorts" - that was so long ago, I hardly expected to find it here.
Took a LOT of refreshing to finally find one with two fandoms that I know, though:
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Aladdin and Xmen. The story should use aliens as a plot device!"
Hrm.
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chronicles of Narnia and The Odyssey. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!"
Now that might actually work! It's not a terrible idea at all, in the end. Not good, but not terrible...
Not writing it, though.
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hamtaro and Harry Potter. The story should use incest as a plot device!"
That generator so went there. *suddenly remembers the Laura/Hamtaro and Wealsey men/Ginny badfics* *hides in a corner*
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Rock Band and Avatar: The Last Airbender. The story should use mystical creatures as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Spaceballs and Parappa the Rapper. The story should use starting a band as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Tenchi Muyo and Chowder. The story should use furries as a plot device!
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Partridge Family and Mystery Science Theater 3000. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!"
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Rocky Horror Picture Show and Flapjack. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!"
*winces* Where did you find this insane thing? (I can see what you mean by the mental images. In an absurd way, I think these two things would make sense, crackfic-wise.)
Someone linked me to it off the "Fanfiction" thread on the Emilie Autumn forums.
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chapelle's Show and Twilight. The story should use good characters becoming evil as a plot device!
I, for one, would pay to see the Cullens guest-spot on Chapelle's Show.
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Zorro and Guitar Hero. The story should use Columbus Day as a plot device!"
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cardcaptor Sakura and Stargate SG1. The story should use a haunted house as a plot device!"
The sad thing is that I can see these actually working out, although the former option would be a tad on the crackfic side.