Hello and welcome! Have some chocolate and enjoy your stay here at the PPC Board!

And I particulary like your choice of Fandoms, being quite a fan of fantasy and supernatural series myself...

Now, lessee.

We have a softnose laser, from the Artemis Fowl continnum, but, since I see Naruto on your list of continua, you also shall have a DeSue'd Sharingan eye to keep in a jar and creep people out with.

Enjoy!

All you girls and guys are so nice! *happy*
After all these presents I felt compelled to make a list to credit everyone for their kindness!
In chronological order:
A hug (+ a bucket to deposit sanity) by Maudlin Hart (Thanks, and first one!)
A mute button and a bottle of Bleeprin (much oblidged for that!) by Bronwyn
A Mammoth Tank by WikiMaster (maybe for an Autorwraith to experiment on some time later?)
A titanium spork and a box of air by Aztec (Weapon, yay! Where's the next Sue?)
A granite pillow and a DMS flag by Sedri (Yay!)
A sparkly rock by anamia (Whee, sparkly!)
Lembas by The Trojanhorse (The Trojie *gasp* gave me something)
A venomous arthropod by doctorlit (Maybe I can keep that in the Tank?)
A gold-plated egg whisk by Sara (New favourite weapon!)
A tall ship by Khajidu (Wish I could take it to Valinor sometimes...)

Thank you all so much! Such a huge collection already!

How many times I tried to post this...

Ooh, a physics major! I live with one of those. Inertial reference frames are fun.

So have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and those pesky spambots, too! Use it for good and not much evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the rapid and severe changes in acceleration ride.

Good to hear we're expanding our national base! Have a venomous arthropod.

It's always good to have another The Lord of the Rings fan.

As to attempting LittlefootxCera, it's a big read and I'm afraid the formatting isn't great, so I apologise for that! The missions after it are generally a lot easier to read. I hope you enjoy them all though :)

Hello! Welcome to the board. I offer you a sparkly rock as a token of welcome. -offers-

--anamia

You also get a little DMS flag because you will, of course, be joining our department, won't you?

Also, here are... The Links!

Firstly, there’s the Original PPC Series, which is a must-read if you haven’t already. Also, please take a look at our Board Constitution (which, sadly, sometimes just vanishes, but the central rules can also be found here) and the PPC Wiki, which is a great source of Random Information, and the List of Everything PPC, which links to all sorts of helpful pages.

If you intend to write PPC missions of your own someday, please read the Permission article thoroughly, and make a point of chatting with us around here for the next few weeks - don't be shy; we don't bite.

A word of caution - every so often, some cheeky brat will try to goad you into reading a Legendary Badfic. Don't. There's a reason we take the time to warn people off. It's not a test of bravery or anything like that - we like our fellow agents mildly insane, not flamethrower-crazy.

If you have any more questions, check the FAQ For The Board, or the FAQ For Newbies, which hasn't been written yet but will be soon (did I mention we like randomness?), or just ask here. We like answering questions.

All that said, welcome. It's nice to meet you :)

Welcome to this corner! Please accept a titanium spork and a box of air.

Welcome, welcome.

Don't be intimidated by the native speakers of English. They make typos just like everyone else. (Most of the worst fanfic actually comes from native speakers).

Have a Mammoth Tank!

Here, have a mute button and a bottle of bleeprin. You'll need them, Trust me.

Oh! And don't read the legendary badfic. Just thought I'd put that out there.

Welcome to the Board. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket* You shan't be needing it here. Also, here is a hug. You shall get that whether you like it or not. Yay! I got to the newbie first! It's mine, all mine! Ahahahahahaha!