Subject: The agents involved thank you!
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Posted on: 2010-01-11 06:22:00 UTC
It's all in a day's work for the Department of Bad Slash, but honestly, sometimes I wonder why they haven't all drowned themselves in the Fountain of Bleepka ...
We've been a bit slack over the past few months, we admit, but we've come to make it up to everyone with some newly completed Bad Slash missions :)
Both are NSFW, as usual.
The first: http://rc45.dreamwidth.org/110536.html - 'Lady Light Skirt', rated R, Mpreg, BBC Merlin. It's biologically-illogical, badly written and gross! So basically all the things we tend to home in on in fic. Costarring Mpreg Agents Oscar and Iza.
IMPORTANT WARNING: This fic contains graphic non-con. We've taken out most of it, as we usually do, but for those of delicate dispositions, we warn you.
The second: http://rc45.dreamwidth.org/110814.html - 'I Will Never Stop Loving You', rated PG, fluff, BBC Robin Hood. It's sickly sweet, horribly written and makes absolutely no sense in terms of characterisation. But the worst the characters get up to is kissing, so it's not so bad.
Many thanks to our awesome beta-posse of Sedri and Ansela.
Not familiar with either of the fandoms, as seems to happen quite frequently, but I enjoyed both missions anyway.
I'm starting to wonder just how full the Nursery is...
It's going to get a lot fuller, too, with Oscar and Iza on the case. And there are going to be an awful lot of agents with the middle name Henson in twenty years...
I've never seen Merlin, but I tend to react with sharp point objects to fics that have canonically strong male characters break down in tears ever few moments. Maybe because I used to do it myself, and so know how hard it is to resist temptation. Thus, I suppose in my eyes it's the sign of inexperienced and lazy authors manipulating my emotions. -shrugs- It makes sense in my head. Anyway, glad you all got that sorted.
At least the Robin Hood one was better about that. And what is it with authors not understanding the use of proper punctuation? -sigh-
Great job to all the agents involved. -offers Bleepka, mostly in response to the Merlin fic-
--anamia
It's all in a day's work for the Department of Bad Slash, but honestly, sometimes I wonder why they haven't all drowned themselves in the Fountain of Bleepka ...