Subject: I have a friend that I think will appreciate him.
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Posted on: 2010-01-08 00:16:00 UTC
So, in Bizarreoptimism's name, I am applying to adopt Captain Jack Hardness. Maybe he can keep Jak, Capin' Jack Sparrow, and Jack Sorrow company.
Yes, I know another one, short one this time: Tasmin and Emma save Jack from his uncanonical rock star daughter who may or may not have been a real person.
I've also found a mini-reaper in that fic. Anyone want to adopt: Captain Jack Hardness?
So, in Bizarreoptimism's name, I am applying to adopt Captain Jack Hardness. Maybe he can keep Jak, Capin' Jack Sparrow, and Jack Sorrow company.
*hands over sack with mini-reaper in*
His favourite snack is any kind of anachronism.
BWAHAHAHA! Considering the character it is a mini of, my dirty mind finds it terribly funny. ^_^; Are you sure it wasn't a deliberate misspelling? It seems like the kind of thing badfic writers would do.
I should be terrified to adopt him, so someone else can have the pleasure honor.
~Neshomeh