Me neither. And from just a brief look at the first chapter of this I compiled thirty eight (38!) separate charges. From the first. Fvcking. Chapter.

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5407636/1/Thenewbeginning
Summary: The new beginning » reviews
A twist on the usual abused harry rescue. Harry actually has a twin sister that has been hidden at Privet Drive unknown to all but a few. This is my first fanfiction attempt. Feel free to review, even flames are welcome.Some crossover with LOTR. Repost!

Permission to kill the sue and restore canon in this horribly messed up world of Clueless people, Cat people with wings and funky eyeballs, and threesomes involving Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Severus Snape. and Snape is Harry's and the sue's true father. using my agents: Agent Eileen, and Agent Dillon.