Harry Potter:

Saving the Chosen one » reviews
Harry's life hasn't changed much up until this point, but when Sirius is saved by a girl who came from no where and leaves the same way his life is jumbled. Then the girl returns with big suprises for all. Does all work and no play make harry a dull boy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,282 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-28-09 - Published: 7-22-09 - Harry P. & OC

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5239446/1/SavingtheChosenone

Notes: I can't tell if this is a Emo!Sue or something else entirly... She spends what seems to be most of the story threatning and yelling at people. Oh, and apparently Lily and James are on some ghostly plane. Ick.

Artemis Fowl:

Selena And The LEP! » reviews
Holly Short,Commander Julius Root,and Foaly find a girl that may be a sister to whom? You have to read to find out! Please Review!..........WRITER'S BLOCK!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 8-11-08 - Holly S.

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4464766/1/SelenaAndTheLEP">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4464766/1/SelenaAndThe_LEP

Notes: It says humor. It's not funny at all.