Hey there, all PPCers! We discovered a particularly godawful pair of LOTR fics a few months ago, starring a rather obnoxiously overpowered Sue named Talana Tathdel, and decided to spork them. The first is being given the mission treatment, and may not be released for a while yet, depending on how we progress.

The second, however, we decided to MST instead, and just finished with. Therefore, as a slightly early Generic December Holiday present to you all, we're publishing it for you to (hopefully) get a few giggles out of.

And, to be completely honest, to stop ourselves from gutting it any further. It was probable that, given enough time, we could've found a riposte for every single sentence, but it might have got progressively less funny as our brains slowly liquified.

As an advertisement/warning/both, Here There Be Excessive Amounts of Gutter Humour, And Monty Python Jokes Aplenty.

We invite you also to savour the knowledge that we hold what are presumably the only surviving copies of these now-removed fics, and have taken every liberty possible with the original text.

Enjoy.

http://docs.google.com/View?id=dd2q4g55_23gr7bj2df