He's getting fan mail, although it's being routed to the wrong continuum:



Let's see . . . looks like someone named Katie adopted Gandolf from Miss Cam way back in the day. Not someone we know, unless that was a nickname for Kaitlyn back then?

Anyway, somebody who's actually read OFUM should write something silly? Maybe?

(Seriously, people behind Wizard of Id. Google only takes a second. One. Second. They spelled another word wrong, too.)