Hello, and welcome! by
doctorlit
on 2009-12-08 22:32:00 UTC
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Sorry I'm late. Help yourself to a venomous invertebrate!
Hello! by
Cinnia Aine
on 2009-12-08 14:13:00 UTC
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Sorry if I'm a bit late, but welcome to the PPC! Here's a shiny dagger and a bottle of bleeprin.
*gives some Bleepka* by
Unbridled
on 2009-12-08 01:26:00 UTC
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Trust me. You're gonna need it.
Welcome!
YO. by
Maudlin Hart
on 2009-12-08 00:13:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here. Also, HERE is a loverly bunch'a coconuts. Use it for good evil Chaotic Neutrality.
Ahh, good to see you a'Board at last. {= ) by
Neshomeh
on 2009-12-07 23:22:00 UTC
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First poke! *pokes*
It's tradition. {= )
Welcome!
~Neshomeh
Welcome! by
Sedri
on 2009-12-07 22:12:00 UTC
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I see the Link Masters have already swept through, so I present you with your very own Capillary Towel and a shiny DMS badge, flag, and complimentary cap. Because we're the best department, of course.
Why, hello! by
PitViperOfDoom
on 2009-12-07 21:10:00 UTC
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Ah, Hong Kong! That's in Asia! Welcome, newbie! Have a can of salted nuts! They're great for cheep laughs.
*waves* by
Sara
on 2009-12-07 18:02:00 UTC
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Hi there! My gift to you is an egg whisk. It's shiny, gold-plated, and, hey, it whisks eggs! It's also pretty useful for getting rid of author wraiths and those pesky spambots. Use it for good and not much evil.
Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.
*waves at the newbie* by
Cassie Cameron-Young
on 2009-12-07 13:07:00 UTC
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Hi! Nice to meet you. Ansela's given you the links you need, so I'd just like to welcome you to the PPC and present you with your welcome gifts of a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. Lovely to have you here.
(And don't mind if you get poked and showered with bizarre gifts by everyone, it's a traditional welcome here. :P)
*throws a P-90 at Xanthia B* Don't worry, it's not loaded. by
Ansela
on 2009-12-07 12:00:00 UTC
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Hong Kong? Nice. My uncle and his family live there, and a few of the people in my Japanese class hail from Hong Kong :D
I comes bearing links. *drags out Big Bag O' Links and digs through it*
First off is the link to the Wiki, a veritable fount of information for a newbie to read through. Especially helpful for you if you want to write missions would be the page on Permission (note the capital P).
I would advise against reading any Legendary Badfic, unless you are of strong mind and stomach. Even the summaries have been known to give those of weaker constitution nightmares.
For your reading pleasure, not knowing what you have already managed to find, I have several links for you. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is a good place to start, as the PPC did many aeons ago. What do you mean I'm exaggerating? The Department of Geographical Aberrations is another interesting place to visit, if you have the time and inclination. Also by hS is the Tangled Webs site, which contains backstory for the PPC as an organisation. If you would rather visit the Floaters, then July's site is the place you need to be. And last, but most definitely not least, Response Centre 45 is where Trojie and Pads' missions are archived.
Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please deposit your sanity into the container offered to you by another Boarder; you won't be needing it here.
Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by
khajidu
on 2009-12-07 10:57:00 UTC
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Well, I think some people here will give you links, otherwise go to the PPC LJ comm or the wiki, there are links.