Subject: Semi-OT: A Mossverse-type Sue parody for you.
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Posted on: 2009-11-29 18:33:00 UTC
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5542488/1/Cullinofthe_Fold
Inspired by my hatred of the Draco In Leather Pants trope (though in the Redwall fandom it's more like "Vermin Posing For CuteOverload"), my horror at the depths of the Twilight fandom, and my love for violent songs.
Ah yes, I remember that fic. Lovely work, that.
And it also sporks the Twilight Series, of which I absolutely can't stand. Maybe it's the whole "Sparkly Vampire" thing that bugs me the most, since I happen to be very fond of fantasy/supernatural stuff.
I really hate tweenies, and the fact that a few (young adult female) acquaintances of of mine actually //like// that series doesn't help either.
*Sigh*
Nuthin' more to say. ^^
I dig the pun. ^^
Perhaps this is a good time to share other Twilight mockery I've found on deviantART. I have no idea if any of it is mature or whatever, so apologies if anyone can't view these.
Showdown: HP vs. Twilight
New Moon: A Summary
... And I can't seem to find the one that was a demotivational picture of a bunch of women with a sign that said Twilight Moms, with the caption of "If these were 40-year-old men acting like this over 17-year-old girls, someone would call the police."
Enjoy. ^^
I usually get around the mature thing by right clicking on the picture and choosing 'copy image location' instead of giving the url to the DevArt page.
Because Colin Meloy is a genius. Any other songs you think could inspire Redwall-type fics? I'm thinking "Mariner's Revenge".
Well, most of the music I listen to is pretty tame and doesn't have (English) lyrics, so I dunno. You might look into the band Iron and Wine, though. I can't make out the words a lot of the time, but that's partly because the music is so laid back that I don't try. Still, the snippets I have caught are interesting.
~Neshomeh
Dey'sh sshooo cute'n'fuzzible. Hmm, what can I do with 'em? Possibly start with a drawing and character bios.
Have I mentioned I love you?
It was pretty funny, but rather morbid. I like that style of parodies sometimes better than the other exaggeration styles. It just depends. :D