Subject: Heh, I wish.
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Posted on: 2009-11-12 10:49:00 UTC
The Flowers won't let me have Bleepka anymore, not after that little Incident in the training simulator.
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Another pokemon squick fic by
on 2009-11-11 00:14:00 UTC
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4181925/1/Diamond_Pokemon
It's called diamond pokemon and it's basically one stomache churning sex scene after another. And the author acknowledges that Dawn and many of her special friends are ten years old. I added it to the unclaimed fic list. -
Re: Another pokemon squick fic by
on 2009-11-11 04:58:00 UTC
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on second thought, we should exorcise all this guy's fics. Im not familiar with every canon he is but I know that they're all from videogames and the all follow the same theme
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Just from the ch. 1 "teaser"... by
on 2009-11-11 03:54:00 UTC
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...I see a speshul Bidoof that needs to die, and a bunch of canon humans who need to be exorcised. And some of those chapter summaries are just ridiculous to read!
Alas that the first video games I got into should become such smut fodder in later years... -
Re: Just from the ch. 1 "teaser"... by
on 2009-11-11 04:49:00 UTC
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I don't think a talking bidoof is so bad considering team rocket's Meowth learned to speak english on his own. An ass-raping bidoof, on the other hand...
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Meowth vs. Bidoof by
on 2009-11-11 06:07:00 UTC
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But Meowth worked hard for a long time to learn human speech; this Bidoof just seems to randomly be able to talk with no explanation how or why. (Although I only read the first chapter, so maybe it's addressed later?) But yes, the butt-sex is definitely the bigger issue here.
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Re: Another pokemon squick fic by
on 2009-11-11 02:00:00 UTC
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At least they left Mewtwo out of it...?
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Re: Another pokemon squick fic by
on 2009-11-11 09:12:00 UTC
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Thank goodness for small favors.
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I'm rather resistant to squick, but... by
on 2009-11-12 00:07:00 UTC
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I may go berserk and start smashing the nearest sock factory to bits with a chainaxe when my, ah, "favorite" characters are involved in squicky OOC slash.
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*hands some bleeprin* by
on 2009-11-12 07:08:00 UTC
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Here ya go.
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Re: *hands some bleeprin* by
on 2009-11-12 10:01:00 UTC
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try bleepka
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Heh, I wish. by
on 2009-11-12 10:49:00 UTC
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The Flowers won't let me have Bleepka anymore, not after that little Incident in the training simulator.
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Thash okay. I gotta blender. by
on 2009-11-13 00:17:00 UTC
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I'll drink it all well brewed with gall and Maudlin drunk I'll quarrel.
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Re: Thash okay. I gotta blender. by
on 2009-11-13 00:34:00 UTC
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Still I sing bonny boys, bonny mad boys...
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Are we singing drinking songs now? by
on 2009-11-13 08:12:00 UTC
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'Cause if so, I know a good'n.
The spines on his back are too sharp for a man
They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can
The result I think you'll find will appall:
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all! -
Re: Are we singing drinking songs now? by
on 2009-11-13 13:07:00 UTC
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You can bugger the rat, you can bugger the ox, and vulpologists say you can bugger the fox. You can bugger the gnat, though it's awfully small, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
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Re: Are we singing drinking songs now? by
on 2009-11-13 13:55:00 UTC
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You can bugger the gopher, the elk and raccoon, the polar bear too, by the light of the moon. When molesting a beaver, stand proud and stand tall, for the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
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Wheee! by
on 2009-11-13 15:16:00 UTC
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Four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness, and when the ball was over there were- *shot*
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*hides "Shelly", the antique revolver* by
on 2009-11-13 15:21:00 UTC
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You all saw nothing.
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spoiler alert by
on 2009-11-14 07:05:00 UTC
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Dawn has sex with her own mother in one of the later chapters. And again in the chapter afterward. And one of the other characters has two penises. Good luck sleeping tonight
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Dude... by
on 2009-11-14 08:48:00 UTC
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I managed to get through C*l*br**n...And now I'm thanking my lucky stars that I never plan to throw my agents into the Poke continuum.
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Re: Dude... by
on 2009-11-14 21:25:00 UTC
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Im going to be killing these fics left and right if i ever get accepted
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Re: Dude... by
on 2009-11-15 12:26:00 UTC
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I've already honed in on at least three. DMS, obviously. Two are from the Final Fantasy Tactics/Ivalice continuum, and the other one's Hot Fuzz.