Subject: Owwie.
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Posted on: 2009-11-07 06:36:00 UTC
I think my brain just died. I don't know much about Naruto now because I haven't read it in a few years, but I'm seriously hoping that's a troll making the effort to not look like a troll. If that's a real fic, I have just lost all faith in any writer that is on the same site as that thing. I have no words for it. I'm going to go drink fifteen bottles of Bleepka now.
If you aren't familiar with this one, it's probably worthy of Legendary Badfic status. It's an AU of the Naruto fandom, in which all the characters are inexplicably transformed into hermaphroditic kittens with deeply disturbing mating rituals.
Kitsune106 and I couldn't leave it unsporked, naturellement. Here is part 1, future installments forthcoming: http://chelonianmobile.livejournal.com/80752.html Rated R.
Ah yes, I remember reading the sporking of that fic and all I have to say is: What. the. FRAK?!?!?
Seriously, that is just sick and wrong right there! Therefore, I can't wait to see the next part of the sporking.
Please, let it be a troll.
I doubt it, though, because ALL the guy's work is like this. Not all with the kittens, but the misogyny and OOCness is in everything he writes. Setting up the persona would take way too much effort for a troll.
This is a lot worse than TS. At least the characters in that were furries to begin with.
Forgive the emoticon, but that's all I can say. I dunno, though. There's plenty of people who think that Ebony/Enoby Dark'Ness Dementia Raven/Tara Way isn't a troll. I think she is, but...
-M'n'M, confuzzled
Nobody could ACCIDENTALLY render "Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge" as "Mystery of Magic Cornelia F**k".
But something about the kitten guy makes me think he's for real. There's something so creepily earnest about him ... Don't get me wrong, I firmly believe that what somebody writes does not necessarily bear any resemblance to what they may think in reality. (Though after some thought I think I will edit the warning on my "Mossflower Science Theatre" page to reflect that Chaser Wolf pointed out that in the book Matthias' age isn't given, so we can imagine it's an AU where the poor kid's eighteen. I don't know if that was CW's intent, but I'm going to pretend it is. Given that the characters are clearly fictional it's unlikely to get me into any trouble if I don't, but just in case I ever go to Canada or something :) ... Didn't occur to me there'd be a problem when I first put it up because it's clearly fictional and I didn't write the icky bits myself, and if it was going to be a problem someone would have told me long ago, but now I think I'd be more comfortable if I redid it like that. Won't change the actual MSTing though. Excuse long tangent.) But this guy ... to quote someone on LJ, the inside of his head has to be one ugly place.
…but my brain just divided by zero. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
I think my brain just died. I don't know much about Naruto now because I haven't read it in a few years, but I'm seriously hoping that's a troll making the effort to not look like a troll. If that's a real fic, I have just lost all faith in any writer that is on the same site as that thing. I have no words for it. I'm going to go drink fifteen bottles of Bleepka now.