Subject: My word
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Posted on: 2009-09-25 16:12:00 UTC
*eyes bug out, collapses*
That is... wow. Somebody clearly has no idea how relationships work.
Or, apparently, how sane people think.
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Read it and weep (NSFW, NSFB) by
on 2009-09-24 22:01:00 UTC
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I knew I was going to come across something like this eventually when I started frequenting Weeping Cock.
However, this particular... thing... is difficult to describe.
A quote or two: "OOOOOOOOOOH GOD OOOOOOOOOOOOOH BRIAN,F*CK ME IN THE ASS AND PLAY WITH ME CLIT WHILE I DELIVER OUR LOVE CHILD"
"Brian had a septum piercing and Chelsea got one too,because she felt like the horny little slave f*ck wife cow to the masculant big dicked bull that Brian was,she wanted her cute sexy adorableness to get dominated by her big dicked bull"
Yes. Really.
The full thing is here: http://carbonidiot.livejournal.com/53580.html. It was apparently originally posted on a Myspace journal, but it's been copypasted here. Scroll past the screenshot, if you dare. *grins*
(The f word isn't censored in fic; I stuck the *'s in so you could get the idea, despite the message board's censoring.) -
my eyes! by
on 2009-10-01 07:46:00 UTC
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I need my eyes for SEEING! -dies-
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Um. by
on 2009-09-26 03:05:00 UTC
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Not that I don't share your horror at the awful writing, but I'm not sure it's strictly relevant to us here. As someone pointed out, people are allowed to do what they like in their own universes, whether we like it or not. I, for one, would prefer to exist in blissful ignorance of anything like this unless it's fanfic-related and therefore defaming something I know and love. {= P
... If anything, that might be MORE masochistic, but still. In future, a note of O/T at least should be included in the title. That way there's no confusion about why we've just subjected ourselves to the squick.
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Sorry. by
on 2009-09-26 18:33:00 UTC
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I hadn't actually meant it as PPC material -- it was me who pointed out that people can do what they like in their own universes -- but decided it was similar enough to the general purpose of the PPC not to need an OT tag. I'll remember tht in the future.
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And another horrible one. by
on 2009-09-25 20:49:00 UTC
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Try A Romantically Relevant Situation, pilloried on Why God Why. NSFW, NSFB. *overdoses on Suebuprofen*
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Broken link by
on 2009-09-25 20:52:00 UTC
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http://www.asstr.org/%7EKristen/32/aromantic.txt To reiterate, NSFW and NSFB.
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For those of you who ignore NSFB, above is HORSE PORN by
on 2009-09-25 22:40:00 UTC
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The ...? I mean, the author did say it was originally a joke, but she's grown to *like* it? I think the correct spelling/grammar almost makes it worse.
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Could we not ALL CAPS things like that? by
on 2009-09-26 20:56:00 UTC
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People occasionally look at this board in places where passing people glancing over their shoulders would be most bemused, angry or horrified to see the words HORSE PORN, e.g. work and school. It isn't nice to have to answer questions about why your screen has HORSE PORN written all over it.
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Sorry. (nm) by
on 2009-09-27 00:19:00 UTC
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My word by
on 2009-09-25 16:12:00 UTC
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*eyes bug out, collapses*
That is... wow. Somebody clearly has no idea how relationships work.
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Agreed. by
on 2009-09-25 22:15:00 UTC
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I think the fact that someone apparently a)wrote this, and b) thought it was hot, has ruined what little faith in humanity I had left.
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What fandom is this? by
on 2009-09-25 03:02:00 UTC
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Doesn't sound like anything I know and I wouldn't touch it anyway, but just curious.
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It's original. (nm) by
on 2009-09-25 22:14:00 UTC
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My eyes!!! by
on 2009-09-24 23:14:00 UTC
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This was probably not the best thing for someone with an overactive imagination to read, but I got through it. Wow, that's horrible. The stuff in that is really sexist. It's original (to a certain extent), right? Otherwise, it will be a little traumatizing for agents.
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To the extent of my knowledge, it's entirely original. by
on 2009-09-25 22:14:00 UTC
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As for agents -- I'm not really sure this is a candidate for PPCing. I mean, it is original, and I suppose people can do whatever they want in their own universes, no matter how horrifying it is to the rest of us. Otherwise, I truly pity anyone who's sent into this one.
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MSTing of original fics is allowed, right? (nm) by
on 2009-09-26 02:54:00 UTC
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To the best of my knowledge... by
on 2009-09-29 23:57:00 UTC
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... it's allowed, as in, well, no-one can stop you, and MSTs are fun and funny no matter whether the subject matter is fanfic or original.
However, the PPC is specifically for dealing with fanfic. So while I'd say yes, you can MST original fiction, I would say that you would need to do so as yourself or using some characters you'd made up for the purpose or whatever, rather than PPC agents, and that you probably shouldn't do it under the PPC banner, as it were. -
Not that I want to MST this one. I was just wondering. (nm) by
on 2009-09-26 06:25:00 UTC
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