To quote WarriorJoe:

Soon all shall be made clear, and the doom of the world be revealed.

I can't claim to know the doom of the world, but I can make this much clear: You've been banned.

Get out of our message Board, the power of... um... anti-spam compels you!

Such language! I say, young mammal, you wash your mouth out right now! The nerve of youngsters these days...

Nor any model of K-9.

*looks around nervously* I wonder how. *whistles*

e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐? I'll give you e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐! Come over here and I'll chop off your e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐ and stick it up your e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐ with a bucket of e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐, you e̸̜̱̖͓̯̗͂̈́ͩ̾͞m̢͕̮̋̓͗ͭͪͣ̓̎̚b̦̤̣͈̝̿ͥ̀r͉̦̩̥͇͚ͯ̇̄͐ͮ̂͛̓ͤȉ͙̝͈͙̬̞ͮ͗ͥ͢ó̠̜͙̙̹͍͔͓̔̅͗ͣ͐ͫͦ͐!

Avaunt, foul spambot! Get the behind me!