Subject: LotR Badfic report...
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Posted on: 2009-09-11 10:03:00 UTC

Would somebody kindly kill this... this... this thing, please? It's not too terrible, by the standards of the fandom almost generic, but...

She made Bilbo blond. And claims to have known him since he was 11. And has lived among Hobbits -- No, excuse me, "hobbits" -- for a hundred years -- no, wait, "year".

Did I mention that she's an elf?

Oh. And... "Rivendale"... And OBVIOUS Movieverse... And she goes by the EVER so original name of "Amdireth"... Because we don't already have someone who was raised under a name meaning "Hope" in the fellowship, noooooo....

She takes a nap with Frodo lying on her chest...

Stabs a Ringwraith without any consequences...

*sigh* It's a Legomance...

I would kill this myself, but I have too long of a kill-list as is, and this... it just hurts me... She steals all the thunder from my two Favorites...

*stops abusing ellipses, sighs, and wanders off, shaking her head, shoving a link to the atrocity into the post at the last second*

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5365756/1/TheFellowshipof_Ten

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