Oh I’m an HP agent at the PPC
Reading off a charge list brings me glee
Love and hate what a beautiful combination
Sending shivers up and down my spine

I’m crazy flowing over with ideas
A thousand ways to slay a Suethor so sincere
Love and hate what a beautiful combination
Sending shivers up and down my spine

And the badfics that you post so frequently
They stink, so ditch the ‘you’ll love it!’ guarantee
Yes, I’ll spork them all, dear writer
And I’ll do so with glee, ‘cause
How I love to hate Sues
I love to hate Sues
I love to hate Sues
I love to hate Sues

Oh you really still expect us all to squee
Because your Buffy rip-off is lovely
Sorry you what a shameful situation
Sending shivers up and down my spine

For every double-O C who appears
My sense of hesitation disappears
Sending shivers make me quiver
Feel it sliver up and down my spine