Ha, when you said "train wreck" you meant literally. Man, did I chuckle when I realized that.

But now to more important things--Calvin and Hobbes.

You know, I'm surprised Hobbes didn't fall for Chic at first sight. I mean, the way he talks about Suzie sometimes...he's a bit of a perv. He's probably really craving some tigress right about now.

Though, admittedly, if we were picking things to be sacred, I wouldn't choose GalaxyQuest.