Subject: Well, last time this happened...
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Posted on: 2009-09-04 13:17:00 UTC
... they used an assortment of books. To quote The Un-Sueing of Vemi...
She held out her hand to Rosie, who handed her The Meaning of Liff and a bound copy of CNell's "A Maiden from a Distant World". Rosie herself hefted her well-worn copy of ROTK.
Of course, Vemi had turned herself into an LotR-Sue rather than a generic one, but... how about a sharp blow to the head with a dictionary?
hS