• If it maked me laugh hysterically for more than a minute it is probably a Bad Idea.
  - More than five minutes means it is probably a Very Bad Idea.
  _ In fact if it makes me laugh hysterically AT ALL I should probably re-think it!

I will not give Ozymandias a Death Note
- Nor Darth Caedus

• Zaraki Kenpachi is not to be given a chainsword
  - Or a chainaxe
  - Or any kind of powered weapon
  - Keep them away from Yachiru as well
  - In fact, Warhammer 40K weapons and Bleach characters are never to be mixed. Ever.

-You will not attempt to propiate or appease the Ironic Overpower through libations, sacrifices, or any type of religious offering.

• Molly Rath must never be introduced to Fagin's gang. In no incarnation of Oliver Twist has disembowelment been used as a distraction technique, and they should not be encouraged to start.
  - Molly Rath CERTAINLY should not be introduced to the characters of any book or television show aimed at small children. We all hate the Teletubbies, but having someone eat the Teletubbyland rabbits will not make it better.

-Daleks and Cylon Centurions should never meet. Never.
-I am not allowed to hack a holo-band (from Caprica) for my own nefarious purposes.
-Even if it's for the greater good.
-I am not allowed to ram giant phallus-like ships into HQ.
-Especially the Galactica.
-Even if Bill Adama did it first.
-I am not allowed to make Yo Mama jokes in the Bible-verse.
-I will not follow Agents Eledhwen Elerossiel and Christianne Shieh around playing "All Along The Watchtower".
-The Flowers must never meet the talking flowers from Alice in Wonderland.
-I will not go around labeling everything with "Eat Me" or "Drink Me".
-Especially if they're unedible.

I will not send Assassins after Peter Jackson.
-R.T.D is fair game, though.
-No he isn't.
-Yes he Glaurunging is.

Being a vegitarian does not make "I was hungry" an acceptable excuse for taking a bite out of the SO.

• I will not link Potterverse recruits to "My Immortal" or any Potterverse Legendary badfics.
  
  -No, not even if I think they'd be the right person to kill them.

I am not allowed to take Pavel Chekov of the Star Trek reboot canon home and feed him stroganoff.
- No, not even if he IS the cutest thing in the known universe.

1. I will not use information readily available in the Narutoverse in order to replace all the toilet paper in the agency with exploding notes.
   - Nor will I replace the water in the water coolers with anything from any body of water which has the word "sorrow" or suchlike in its name.

1036a: Rorschach and Treebeard must never be allowed to meet.