Subject: The timeline is fishy here
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Posted on: 2009-08-12 18:04:00 UTC
Isn't there a vast gulf of time between The Legend of Luke and Redwall? The phrasing of that part of the story seems to indicate that the author thought otherwise.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5233033/1/TheWarriorsWord
Matchmaker!Stu, Omniscient!Stu, Warrior!Stu, and Magic!Stu all rolled into one mouse known as William the Warrior. He can shape-change, turn beasts into dust, conjure anything he wants, and kill enemies with one swing of his booteeful six-pommel-stoned sword. He also has white, strength-enhancing armor that enables him to catch large boulders (catapult fodder, mind you) and hurl them back. And did I mention he plays matchmaker for Matthias and Cornflower?
Geez, why doesn't he just kill Cluny and be done with it? It's quite clear to me that this is completely within his abilities.
This makes me wonder if the writer didn't just look up Mary Sue on Wikipedia and make a character out of it.
It's so textbook I'm almost embarrassed for the Stuthor, really. I was actually thinking on killing that one, but I've already got fics for all the missions I'm currently writing, so I guess someone else will have to take it, sorry.
What would be a canonical way to disperse Sanitase through the area?
Tell me this is a joke. Please? What is this, Mossflower's answer to My Immortal? At least tell me nobody "hath telekinesis" in this one ...
Oh, and I forgot to mention:
William.
Dueled.
Martin.
And WON.
I'll give you a moment to process that while I go find gerbil to vomit on.
Isn't there a vast gulf of time between The Legend of Luke and Redwall? The phrasing of that part of the story seems to indicate that the author thought otherwise.
I think the author just thought it would be cool to have a character that dueled Martin and lives long enough to see Matthias and tell him all the answers.