http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2926255/1/Delicate

This here sue, among other things, found a guitar which supposedly belonged to his mother and used it to "write" songs that the author likes, and also caused Harry Potter to get an eyebrow piercing.


On an unrelated topic, I have discovered that if it weren't for the thing that says "don't check this box if everybody has it" then every single Pooka in Old World of Darkness would score at least 28 on the Universal Mary Sue Litmus Test.