Subject: Problem is...
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Posted on: 2009-08-03 13:56:00 UTC
are meltas, storm bolters, and plasma guns allowed or not? I'm going for comedy, not straight warhammer...
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Crackfic and Agent ideas. by
on 2009-07-23 02:25:00 UTC
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Warhammer 40k+ real football (not American football) = "Goals for the Goal God, Trophies for the Trophy Throne". 40k with every major faction as football teams. Hilarity ensues.
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Brother-Goalie Pardus of the Goal Scorers Chapter. Veteran of many tournaments, his ship fell apart in the Eye of Terror on its way to the 13th Cadian Football Championship. He ended up in the PPC, the rest of the team...somewhere else, hopefully. -
A modification of your idea... by
on 2009-08-03 13:34:00 UTC
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...make it original football rather than modern. In other words, weapons are allowed.
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Problem is... by
on 2009-08-03 13:56:00 UTC
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are meltas, storm bolters, and plasma guns allowed or not? I'm going for comedy, not straight warhammer...
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That's a tricky one. by
on 2009-08-04 00:18:00 UTC
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If you make it close combat-only, then the Chaos/Space Marines, Orks, and 'nids are going to curb-stomp everybody else.
Teams of walkers, maybe? Dreadnoughts on one side, Sentinels on another, Wraithlords for the Eldar - that could work.
Alternatively, you could have it with modern rules, but it would take one hell of a ref to enforce that with Orks on the pitch. -
Said Ork problem will be noted in the fic. by
on 2009-08-05 02:33:00 UTC
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which is being written in between SW RP writing and my newly found appreciation for Firefly.
And regardless of how it's written, Tau are going to be the bad joke of the Football! 40k.
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I vote rugby instead of football... by
on 2009-07-25 11:11:00 UTC
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Rugby's the game men of a future where there is only tournaments would play.
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I think that'd be rather too similar to the Blood Bowl. by
on 2009-07-25 23:38:00 UTC
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That's already Warhammer!Rugby, after all.