Sorry for the late reply. Take any ship.

It was probably a bad idea to neglect the Board for so long. Anyway, have a shapeshifting plushie.

BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a Response Center?

Have a winged kitten, and watch out for giant glass jars.

Welcome to the PPC. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't have much need of it here. Also, have a shiny thing with a deadly curse on it which is shiny. Enjoy.
-Mad Maudlin

Don't worry about the unimaginative penname, mine isn;t very creative either.

Welcome to the PPC. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

I'm guessing you don't need the bucketful of links to find the wiki, Permission article and Original Series, so I'll spare you all that and offer you a handy tool for cleaning up the blood that will come from your missions when you inevitably join the Department of Mary Sues. *hint, hint, hint...*

That said, welcome. :)

Welcome to the PPC! Don't worry. Your name is perfectly fine here. Here's a set of fine steel daggers from the Raven Armory. (Courtesy of a few dead Sues.)

Welcome to the board. x3

I like your name, it's interesting. xD I try to keep to one main username for my internet uses, but it hasn't worked too well. >w

Hello there! Here, have a Pidgin! They are Very Friendly, and love to talk to you. You might have a little trouble understanding them at first, but...

Be advised, Pidgins are now an endangered species now that the Fic they originated in has been deleted, so if you wind up with a female one, you may be required to let it breed... *hands you a Pidgin, regardless of your protests*


Pidgin by ~DawnBluewings on deviantART

Very nice to meet you, (name here). Newbies are fun to tortu-- I mean uh... uh... uh... LOOK! A distraction!

Yo! Wow, you did the right way of things, kudos. Veeery nice. What fandom would you patrol for then?

Hmm? Your grammar seems impeccable, so far so good. Heh heh, here I speak like an old member, I'm new myself. Nice to meetcha.

One. Internet. Penname..? Wow such restraint! I applaud you good sir/ma'am/what have you! Amazing. O____o

Oh hey, around here we give out free stuffs so here ya go! Lychee, aka most heavenly fruit on earth.

Hope to see you around!!