Subject: Re; Funny
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Posted on: 2009-07-20 23:14:00 UTC
It must be fate! Much thanks for the bleeprin, it's appreciated. It may be abused, although given my habits I'm probably more prone to losing it. ^___^
Please do link, i'll at least have something to think about while familiarizing myself with the way things work around here. Newb Li at your service!! *salutes and winks cheekily*
I was wondering if there was a PPC for Naruto, because the sad state of affairs in fanfiction.net is in need of a good cleaning. In fact, I wish to offer up my services in this great cause-
Heh. Just asking if I can write a PPC for the fandom of Naruto. ^____^ What say you?
I'm losing track of which ones I already gave... would a black Dutch ship be ok? She's very fast too. I think I'll get stuck with the slow ones very fast, lol.
(btw sorry for the last reply I was on holiday)
It's been a while. Seems I missed two newcomers. Anyway, have a shapeshifting plushie.
Have a winged kitten!
Welcome to the PPC. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.
Seeing as other peoples have given you much advice, I shall simply add my greetings to theirs and be glad of your presence. ^_^
Heh heh heh, herro. It's a pleasure to meetcha! Thanks for the gifts, I've been needing a new pet rock. And all shiny objects are lustfully appreciated. If that makes cents. O_o
I've been adjusting rather well. At least, I believe I have.
They make large amounts of the local currency, normally. Good for you.
I love these towels. So useful.
Welcome to the PPC! Always good to see new victims faces. *innocent smile*
A towel!! One of those foofy, luxurious, hotel towels I hope? ^_____^ Thanks for the gift, for that I forgive your jab at my paunch.
Heh heh, here I was thinking you guys only have Sumarie victims.
Capillary Towels are one of the funny PPC devices we've created over time - in this case, Trojie and I came up with it. They have in-built plotholes to soak up blood to help with quick cleanups after assassinations. It has an article on the PPC Wiki.
But I suppose it could be fluffy, yes. :)
Ingenious deviousness!! lolz I gotta be careful around you folks.
My repertoire of essential assasin items is growing!! Muchos gracias!!
Hang on a second.
*rummagerummagerummage*
Aha! Found it! Here, have an egg whisk. It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but spambots and author wraiths, too! Use it for good and not much evil.
Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride. ^_^
Oooh. Possibly the most mystical item I've encountered.
*takes it up to the light and watches pretty flashes for awhile then happily stuffs in pocket*
Many thanks O wise one. I shall of course endeavor only in the name of the just means.
*bows*
We welcome them! Hi, Li, and welcome to the Board. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't have any need of it here. Also, have one Internets. Enjoy.
-Mad Maudlin
Nice to meetcha! =D
Oh, whoops, I guess I must have put it in the wrong jar.
*fishes out of change jar and plops in appropriate bucket*
Heh heh, thanks for the gift, I'm going to definitely need it. ^_____^
It may help.
Oh wooooow. My sparkly pretties. How they glint in the sunlight. Thanks so much kind sir! Or is that miss?
Right, well could you possibly explain the properties of this particular weapon? I've never heard of this Anti Lustin thing.
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Lustin
The Kunais produce a limited amount of the substance, meaning that if you are chased by Luxury, a horde of fangirls*, or a generic stalker, you have at least some defence. It doesn't work on Sues, however.
*Though a machine gun would be better in that situation, thankfully, I have one.
I can see myself needing these amourous affection reducers guaranteed to help Agents. Oh hey, Aargh! Ahem, but thank you, it's probably something all newbs should have huh? I like it; definitely going to be a big help considering I fail at running away.
^______^
Any idea where I could get a machine gun for cheap? Or does that come with experience seeing as I a quick trigger finger?
...Have an Anti-Lustin squirt gun, instead. It produces its own supply of Anti-Lustin, so you don't need to worry about reloading.
I hope you know that I'll be taking both. And the squirt gun doesn't need Anti-Lustin refills you say?
Marvelous!
I was just thinking last night that I wished I knew more about Naruto, given that I stumbled upon someone with a lot of Naruto stuff that really, really needs to be killed. Mind if I link you to it?
Oh! And have a case of Bleeprin. Trust me, you'll need it. *Hands you a case*
It must be fate! Much thanks for the bleeprin, it's appreciated. It may be abused, although given my habits I'm probably more prone to losing it. ^___^
Please do link, i'll at least have something to think about while familiarizing myself with the way things work around here. Newb Li at your service!! *salutes and winks cheekily*
Meow... Bleeprin... It is useful.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3491311/1/SongsoftheHeart
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3243781/1/ASinCalledIncest">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3243781/1/ASinCalledIncest
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5020961/1/ToNeverLoveAgain">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5020961/1/ToNeverLoveAgain
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5055833/1/SharingansHeir">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5055833/1/Sharingans_Heir
*sigh*
I'm prepping one of her other stories (a hideous Tamora Pierce fic) for killiage right now... And rolling around avoiding prepping another one. All of her stuff needs to die. Slowly and painfully. You wouldn't happen to have any knowledge of the TV show Supernatural, would you? Or perhaps the Manga Gravitation?
I've yet to use it, but there have been wonderful stories of it. Just from the titles I can deduce it's Something To Do With the Uchihas; more specifically Itachi and Sasuke. Ooh, this being my first? Yum. I shall especially relish.
Tamora Pierce eh? Which one would that be? And actually I've knowledge of both. So. She must have a fixation with incest. Poor Sam and Dean. O__o
The manga Gravitation is already yaoi so...huh. Wondering how she'll ruin that.
I'm in the middle of prepping this one, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2413177/1/ASquiresPain And then will be moving on to http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2536173/1/TheRingof_Artemis . Which is Tamora Pierce/Tolkien crossover. And brings me pain.
Oh you have my sympathies. Oh for the love. At least they're short, I guess that's the good part.
The use of cutting and character rupturing is bad enough but there's simply no connection for The Ring of Artemis. It's all over the place, what glop.
*hugs* You sure gonna need it.
Welcome to the PPC!
Any fandom welcomes the PPC, be it Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or freakin' Happy Tree Friends (my own forte ^^). And of course we welcome new members. Here, have a Kalashnikov. It was picked up in an Avatar fic that involved communism. Oh, and here's a weighted companion cube (it will never threaten to stab you!).
Avatar? Communism? Oo That's a doozy. Thanks for the gifts; now to research what they are!
Oh, and I'm fans of both but not very well versed in book version. Am currently in the process of reading Tolkien's books and some fanfiction. I think I read some of meekerbeeker's fanfics of the PPC, that's what got me started actually. ^_^
I've been reading some of the links that were given to me too. There's been something on my mind though, is the author of Celebrian still writing? Because I got halfway through the story and it was pretty good-
Heh, only kidding. Gotta say though, there's some powerful imagery they conjured up. Was half way through before deciding I really needed to finish my english paper rather than waste time on something so horrendous. Besides, i'd skimmed through the story already, it was just my morbid curiousity that made me delve deeper. Hm.
Welcome to the PPC! Here's a special helm from the Raven Armory that can block out high-pitched, fangirl shrieking, if needs be.
Raven Armory as in the kind of stuff you'd have to sell an arm,a leg and the most annoying sibling off just to even look at the thing!?!? *bliss* Wow.
I'd give you a Hermes tea set but not sure if you like drinking the stuff.
It's more like I take the stuff off of Sues who no longer require the said item (aka dead Sues) or I sell a rich Sue's belongings. Then I tamper with the items. You'd be surprised at how effective this method of getting cool Raven Armory stuff is. (Selling the Sue's hair for wigs also fetches quite a bit.) It's not exactly legal, I know, but it makes me feel better about all the Sues swamping Tortall.
No tea, thank you. Although, if you do find a badfic in which Dom falls in love with an OC or a really bad (as in magical powers, weird hair coloring, color-changing eyes, or a generic go-to-convent-become-a-beautiful-lady plot) Replacement!Sue of Kel it would be greatly appreciated by one of my agents. She'd just loooove to beat up anyone who trys to take Dom, aside from Canon Kel, of course. Then she only acts surly. Just a thought.
Wow I never thought of it like that before. Amazing, it's such a nifty solution! I'd take that over losing an arm, a leg, and my most annoying sibling any day.
I haven't actually been reading any fics of Tortall so I'll take your word for it. Although it's a bit mindboggling. Tortall? Not that pure kingdom? Of admittedly good and bad but thusly balanced group? =(
Gotcher, I'll keep a sharp eye. XD Right, if there's so much as a whisper of a story you'll be the first one to know.
LEMBAS!! I've always wondered how it tastes like. A cross between flatbread and danish? Or croissant and donut? YUM.
I believe there were a few missions done in the Narutoverse a while back. I'm not sure if that writer is still with us though.
You seem to be newbie, so... *drags out Big Bag O' Links and digs through it*
First off is the link to the Wiki, a veritable fount of information for a newbie to read through. Especially helpful for you if you want to write missions would be the page on Permission (note the capital P).
I would advise against reading any Legendary Badfic, unless you are of strong mind and stomach. Even the summaries have been known to give those of weaker constitution nightmares.
For your reading pleasure, not knowing what you have already managed to find, I have several links for you. The Original Series (not to be confused with Star Trek) is a good place to start, as the PPC did many aeons ago. What do you mean I'm exaggerating? The Department of Geographical Aberrations is another interesting place to visit, if you have the time and inclination. Also by hS is the Tangled Webs site, which contains backstory for the PPC as an organisation. If you would rather visit the Floaters, then July's site is the place you need to be. And last, but most definitely not least, Response Centre 45 is where Trojie and Pads' missions are archived.
Hope you enjoy your stay here. Please deposit your sanity into the container offered to you by another Boarder; you won't be needing it here.
This is perfect, it's pretty much what I was looking for. I needed some background information and other miscellaneous matters. Couldn't find it though. Thanks!!
*carefully plops gray matter into jar with loose change*
Okay, I'm ready. Are the links to the Naruto Missions still up? I wish to read them too while I'm at it. It'll be good practice for when I start. I asked because, frankly it's indescribably bad. Naruto is synonymous with hell. Ish.