Hi! Welcome to the PPC! Here's a shield from the Raven Armory that can be easily decorated with paint. (It's water-proofed.)

Welcome to the PPC. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *offers bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't have much use for it here. Also, here is a Random Shiny which may or may not have a terrible curse upon it. Go on, take it.

Welcome to the PPC. Oh, nie fandoms.

so, who are your favorite characters in your fandoms? if i may ask.

Good for cleaning up messes.

Can I ask what you're majoring in? And since your name is liable to be shortened, would you prefer "Pip" or "Pipi", or shall we shy away from your sharp, pointy hedge clippers and try to remember the full spelling? ;P

Have a winged kitten, and watch out for giant glass jars!

Also beware the cheese. It's always plotting, when it thinks we aren't looking...

This one is Ecuadorian, and he's (yes, it's a he again) the funny one. Like Krisprolls, in fact.
Meet the Guayas.

Welcome to the randomness that is the PPC. Here, have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

Have a cup of tea.

Have a shapeshifting plushie.

First time I've done that. Hello! May I call you Pip? Here, have an Artifact of Death. Welcome to the PPC!