Subject: Re: Sadly, no.
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Posted on: 2009-07-11 04:51:00 UTC
Mid teens? That could be any one of a number of things though. Mid teens is fifteen, sixteen, seventeen. Whichever you pick, you'll make me feel so old Trojie should be coming at me with the little hammer and the special fossil grin. Go on, how bad is it?
Fifteen is scary. I remember fifteen. Fifteen is sitting out on the bathroom roof watching Tom jump for the fun of it, and the triples were for singles, and everything tasted of vodka.
Sixteen? You could be sixteen! Sixteen is a good age. Sixteen was... head lice and no shoes in a shop window until the section and it's a good thing we didn't notice at the time and -
Seventeen! Let's hope you're seventeen. Seventeen's a good one. No, wait. Zog died -
Okay, I think I'll be over here, waiting until people stop having birthdays and I stop feeling so damned old.