Subject: You guys are crazy...
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Posted on: 2009-07-11 10:36:00 UTC
good going! I want to read about this friendly neighbourhood Spider-Sue.
I suppose practise will make perfect for me as well, but starting things is always difficult because I take time to introduce everyone over a long period of time. Even with only two people, I'm struggling to introduce them to the readers, introduce them to each other and most importantly be funny while writing it.
I've found some Minis for you all. Claim them as you will. As far as I can remember none came from overtly trollish fics either (though the final Harry mini pushed it to the line).
Mini-Aragogs:
Hermione Granger Minis:
Hormone (if no-one else has this one already, can I keep her? Darth Raven the Mini-Rancor's getting lonely)
Harry Potter Minis:
Hary
A’rry (Fleur trying to say 'Harry'... apparently)
Hairy
Hry
Ptr
HARY POTTTERRRR! (that one actually occurring during narration)
Weasley Minis:
Geroge (George)
Ginerva (Ginevra)
Ginevra Raven (Ginevra Molly)
Wesley (Weasley)
Draco Malfoy Minis:
Drako
Mallfoy
Voldemort Minis:
Ridle
Tim
Marvelo
Snape Minis:
Snap
Sirius Minis:
Serious
Block (Black)
Cedric Minis:
Saidric
Fudge Minis:
Fugde
Zabini Blaise Minis:
Bliase
Filch Minis:
Flich
Marauder Minis:
The Maunders
Dean Thomas Minis:
Den
Fleur Minis:
Declour (Delacour)
Fawkes Minis:
Fawke (Fawkes)
Fox (Fawkes)
Shacklebolt Minis:
Shattlebolt
Order Minis:
Emmline (Emmeline)
McGonagall Minis:
MaGonagall
Gabrielle Minis:
Gabriella (Gabrielle)
Gabby (Gabrielle's 'nickname')
Rookwood Minis:
Rockwood (Isn't Rookwood a Death Eater, or is this just a mistaken identity on my part?)
Pomfrey Minis:
Promfrey
Promfey
Dumbledore Minis:
Dumbleodre
Justin Finch-Fletchly Minis:
Justin Finch-Fletchy
Orla Minis:
Orli
House Minis:
Griffyndoor (Gryffindor)
Grythidor (Gryffindor)
Huflepoof (Hufflepuff)
Slitheryng (Slitherin)
Ravingclaw (Ravenclaw)
Miscellaneous Minis:
Ema (should be Emma Watson)
Whatson (see above)
Raddclife (should be Daniel Radcliff)
Grit (should be Rupert Grint)
Klofes (should be Steven Kloves)
Muglel (Muggle)
Qudditch (Quidditch)
Azkabran (Azkaban (is it just me or does this sound like a breakfast cereal?))
Grimmwald (Grimmauld)
Florence Flenan’s (Florence Flortesque (I think. It's the ice cream guy in Diagon Alley))
Owl Emporia (Owl Emporium)
Walloping Willow (Whomping Willow)
SPEW (S.P.E.W.)
Hogsmede (Hogsmeade)
O’warts (Fleur trying to say 'Hogwarts'... apparently)
Saint Mangoes (Saint Mungo's)
Wizards Wizarding Wheezes (Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes)
Firewhiskey (fire whiskey (not just a missing space as that appeared constantly))
Burrerbeer (butterbeer)
St Ottery Catchpole (Ottery St Catchpole)
Gringotts (I can't find a copy of any book but OotP which the bank doesn't feature in, but I get the feeling this one's wrong (it's missing an apostrophe, right?))
Disapperation (disapparation)
Stupey (stupefy)
Chinese firebolt (Chinese Fireball dragon)
Flu powder (Floo powder)
Flue powder (Floo powder)
Floo power (Floo powder)
Vela (Veela)
Petrifaction (Petrification)
Patronous (Patronum)
Expecto Patronom (Expecto Patronum)
Rolling (guess)
Mini-Balrogs:
Meriadoc Minis:
Mary
Aragorn Minis:
Argaron
Eowyn Minis:
Eaowayn
Isildur Minis:
Isuldur
Celebrian Minis:
Kelebrian
Miscellaneous Minis:
Lemdas (should be lembas)
Mini-Rancors:
Obi-Wan Minis:
Obiwan
Obivan
Obiwas
Jedi Minis:
Jedi Tempel (repeated mistake and pointed out by readers)
Jeid
Padwan
Paderone
Yoda Minis:
Joda
Mace Windu Minis:
Mace Windy
Maze Window
Miscellaneous Minis:
Corusant (should be Coruscant)
Spreeder (should be speeder)
Can I have either MaGonagall or Geroge?
you're really only allowed one, but no-one else seems to care, so have both if you really want.
In a lot of the PPC'ings I've read the various agents have numerous minis. I already have Thriandruil the mini-balrog, so I can definitely waive my claim on one or both of the mini-aragogs.
--Mystia
After all, I have three Minis myself. Take them though. I just remembered that I nicked a Balrog and an Aragog at the same time on this thread.
After all, I have three Minis myself. Take them. I just remembered that I nicked a Balrog and an Aragog at the same time on this thread.
and I ended up double posting.
Alright then, MaGonagall and Geroge are mine. I shall feed them bacon and Sues and they shall keep Thriandruil company when my partner and I go off on missions. (eep, need to get that finished... I'm being the lazybones in our partnership. Permission Givers have probably forgotten us by now, it was so long ago)
I am so stuck on the writing sample.
I know that feeling. You have my deepest sympathies, and also some Pink Stuff, if you feel up to it.
-Mystia
it's always starting stuff that I have the most problem with. Guh. What exactly is this 'Pink Stuff' though?
"Brought to us courtesy of GreyLadyBast, Pink Stuff is a brightly colored alcohol that is almost lethally potent and leaves killer hangovers. Drunkenness ensues almost immediately after consumption, and the Stuff is available to almost anybody. Warning: Should you choose to drink Pink Stuff, you will be in severe pain for several hours until it wears off, unless you can manage to get a hold of:
Purple Stuff: The only thing in existence that will alleviate the hangover from Pink Stuff. Purple Stuff kicks in almost immediately, and it is generally recommended that you have your Purple Stuff on hand before you drink Pink Stuff. Unlike Pink Stuff, however, Purple Stuff is only available for PPC and OFUM (and other OFUs) staff members, or from GreyLadyBast personally. However, while Bast gives out Pink Stuff freely, she is a bit stingier with Purple Stuff. Especially if you’re a fangirl."
For a complete list of supposedly edible/drinkable substances: http://oddlots.digitalspace.net/PPC/PPC_menu.html
My problem is actually continuing where my partner left off. I keep being jarred by how my style is different from his so I can't make the transition between the chapters he covered and the chapters I will cover. Though I suppose that's just a matter of practice makes perfect.
--Mystia
good going! I want to read about this friendly neighbourhood Spider-Sue.
I suppose practise will make perfect for me as well, but starting things is always difficult because I take time to introduce everyone over a long period of time. Even with only two people, I'm struggling to introduce them to the readers, introduce them to each other and most importantly be funny while writing it.
...I've been wondering about the minis for a few fandoms. Namely Rurouni Kenshin, Ghost in the Shell, and Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni shut up I found a Hanyuu mini and I want it. For Ghost in the Shell, I was thinking mini-T08A2, as in the giant spider-tank-thing from the end of the first movie, but for the other two, I dunno. All the "monsters" from Rurouni Kenshin are human, and Higurashi, well, really doesn't like to keep the threats visible. And as much fun as mini-Bursts Of Insanity or mini-Hallucinations might be, they wouldn't be very practical. Maybe mini-Fingernail Removers?
I agree with your idea for a Ghost in the Shell mini being a mini-T08A2.
For Rurouni Kenshin, I'm tempted to suggest a mini-Shishiou but there must be something unethical about having mini-humans. I'm not sure.
Thoughts?
...is that, well, he's one of the characters. He's pretty monstrous, but he's more a villain than an actual monster, if you know what I mean.
Maybe mini-Ronin?
No, you're right about Shishiou.
What would mini-Ronin look like? I mean, there's nothing more cute than tiny samurai warriors, but they have to be at least a little... you know... scary, despite being mini.
Mystia
Or maybe mini-Hitokiri? Little bloodsoaked assassins that run around stabbing things with swords?
...Stills sounds cute. Curses.
but you're right. Too cute. Curse you, Rurouni Kenshin, for not having actual monsters in your canon!
mini-Hitokiri is the best idea so far.
--Mystia
So should we settle it on mini-Hitokiri?
Unless anyone else feels like they can add something better?
We can't be the only RK fans on this board, can we?
--Mystia
Seeing as no one else is speaking up. Mini-Hitokiri it is, then!
I guess the fact that we had to come up with the mini-Hitokiri means there's no RKUF already in existence, doesn't it?
At least not according to the official list.
...Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
But I warn you, I haven't even worked on the PPC my partner and I started a few months ago in a while.....
--Mystia, procrastinating
I procrastinate too, but if you're up to it, I'd be willing to give it a shot.
I'd been working on another OFU, but my cowriter seems to have dropped off the face of the internet.
I'd definitely be willing to do something about it. I'd have to reread some OFUs over again just to remember what they're like. Would you like to take this conversation to e-mails to flesh it out further?
--Mystia, excited
I'm at dracornadagio @ gmail.com. Just send over an email.
'Hry' and 'Ptr' came from AFF, which is notorious for its formatting with uploads. Words get merged or outright deleted for example. The last one can from FF.net, can't remember where. The others I can't remember, but they were all from separate fics. Don't worry, I didn't grab any from definite trolls because, to my knowledge, that's not allowed.
I run their Adoptions Agency. I'll take care of them unless somebody wants to adopt one. Thanks for finding them, though :)
I remember once trying to contact Miss Cam and failing horribly.
My copy of The Two Towers has a chapter where the proofreader just gave up or something. Would Isengrad contained there be a Mini and if so can I have him if he's available? If not, can I keep Argaron?
I contacted Miss Cam just over a year ago, and she said she didn't do adoptions any more, but I was welcome to take over if I really wanted to.
Isengrad is, sadly, already adopted. However, Argaron isn't, and is in fact the first unadopted Aragorn mini I've seen. You're welcome to take him, I'm sure he'll be very happy. Make sure to feed him plenty of bacon and eggs. :)
Mini-Reapers:
Hartnell Era Minis:
Ian Minis:
Ani Chesterton
In Chesterton
Za Minis:
Zah
Vrestin Minis:
Vestrin
Verstin
Katarina Mini:
Karina
Celestial Toymaker Minis:
The Celestial Tomaker
The Celestial Titmaker
Troughton Era Minis:
Jules Benoît Mini:
Jules Beniôt
Medok Minis:
Mqedok
Medoc
Victoria Waterfield Minis:
Vitcoria Waterfield
Victoria Watterfield
Ramón Salamander Mini:
Ramen Salamander
Jon Pertwee Era Minis:
The Doctor (Pertwee) Mini:
The Docter
Liz Shaw Mini:
Liz Wash
The Master (Delgado) Minis:
The Mater
Professor Thasscalos
Tom Baker Era Minis:
Harry Sullivan Minis:
Harcourt Sullivan
Harrry Sullivan
Sutekh Mini:
Stekh
Li H'sen Chang Mini:
Li Sen Chang
Magnus Greel Mini:
Magnus Grill
K-9 Minis:
K-0
K-89
Foamasi Mini:
Fomasi
Davison Era Minis:
The Doctor (Davison) Minis:
The Doctro
The Doctoor
The Master (Ainley) Minis:
The Matser
Kallid
The Maaster
Tractator Mini:
Tracttaor
Colin Baker Era Minis:
The Rani Minis:
The Rai
The Rain
The Junkyard Valeyard Minis:
The Valleard
The Vlayard
McCoy Era Minis:
Kroagnon Mini:
Krognon
Dalek Mini:
Dlak
Bellboy Minis:
Belboy
Bellboyy
Ace Minis:
Ase McShane
Ace McShsne
McGann Era Minis:
Grace Holloway Minis:
Grac Holloway
Grace Holoway
Grace Halloway
Eccleston Era Minis:
Rose Tyler Minis:
Ruse Tyler
Rose Taylor
Rise Tyler
Bad Wolf Minis:
Bad Wold
Bed Wolf
Tennant Era Minis:
Rose Tyler Mini:
Ose Tyler
K-9 Mini:
KJ-9
John Lumic Minis:
Jonb Lumic
Jihn Lumic
Martha Jones Minis:
Martha Kones
Martah Jones
William Shakespeare Mini:
William Shakespear (Could also be a mini-Caliban)
The Master (Simm) Mini:
Harold Soxan
Miss Hartigan Mini:
Miss Hartogan
Might I borrow/adopt/foster some mini-Reapers at my Fanfiction University for Doctor Who?
...but can I have Obivan?
Permission is only for mission writing - active contribution to the PPC world. Adopt away :)
Just remember to feed it two Mary-Sues a day, otherwise it gets a bit miffed.
Thanks. ^_^ I'll see if I can find some Mary Sues for him.