Subject: That fic broke my brain.
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Posted on: 2009-07-02 04:44:00 UTC
Send Agents in and KILL THAT SUE DEAD!
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Possible Redwall badfic by
on 2009-07-02 04:32:00 UTC
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5013028/1/EvenVerminHaveAHeart
Cluny survived getting a large bell dropped on him... somehow. So Basil heals him... for some reason... and takes him back to Redwall! The only ones who are reacting normally are Matthias and Constance.
Did I mention Cluny falls in love? With a squirrel?
Do you guys see any redeeming qualities in the squirrel? Just wondering, 'cause the only anthro in the PPC who isn't a vermin is also not potty trained yet. -
Sadly not. Kill. Though I guess having Cluny survive ... by
on 2009-07-02 21:58:00 UTC
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... is at least marginally more likely in this one than it was in another one I saw where two random vermin got hold of the corpse for some inexplicable reason and it was struck by lightning and somehow came back to life in a way which was never adequately explained.
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You know, they never do say... by
on 2009-07-03 00:55:00 UTC
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what the Redwallers do with all the squashed, perforated, shredded, bifurcated, and otherwise mangled vermin corpses that must litter the Abbey grounds after every battle that's been fought there. Could there be a darker side to these peaceful woodlanders...?
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Fertilizer, obviously. by
on 2009-07-03 01:09:00 UTC
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How else do you think they grow the plants for all their delicious feasts?
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Aliens. It's all the aliens' fault. (nm) by
on 2009-07-06 00:17:00 UTC
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So which of us gets to kill it? by
on 2009-07-02 23:05:00 UTC
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Far as I can see, Pit, myself, and (possibly?) yourself all want the fic. Regardless of who does or doesn't want it, we have to decide who gets to kill the thing.
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I don't want it, I have enough to be going on with. by
on 2009-07-02 23:34:00 UTC
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Free-for-all between you and PitViper, then.
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All right, sorry. by
on 2009-07-03 00:01:00 UTC
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I'll discuss it with Pit then, though I might not be able to do it myself depending on if I get room freed up or not.
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Ah, this one, I remember it. by
on 2009-07-02 15:25:00 UTC
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I found it the other day while scouting Redwall fics for my own Redwall DMS pair, especially since one of them's a badger (who is, incidentally, not vermin). However, if you want it, go ahead, I was just saying I remembered the fic and that I'd been planning on using it. And no, the squirrel's definitely a Sue.
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That fic broke my brain. by
on 2009-07-02 04:44:00 UTC
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Send Agents in and KILL THAT SUE DEAD!
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Mmm...yep. by
on 2009-07-02 05:24:00 UTC
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I recently created a couple of DMS agents... this would be a perfect fic to introduce them... especially considering one of them's a Redwall ferret.
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If it's all right with you, I would like to PPC this. by
on 2009-07-03 00:15:00 UTC
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Inspiration's struck, however briefly, and if you wouldn't mind I'd prefer to take it.