A belated welcome... by
Cinnia Aine
on 2009-07-03 00:38:00 UTC
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Since I have no control over a computer breaking, however, I still want to say "hi". Here's a fancy fire-proof shield from the Raven Armory. (I don't know if they actually sell fire-proof shields, but just in case they do... Maybe they had enlisted help from a mage?)
welcome by
jabbuk d'eldrin
on 2009-06-29 03:07:00 UTC
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here is some C4. blease don;t use it to kill anyone. it makes a nice fire when you light it.
Hello, small mammal. by
Maudlin Hart
on 2009-06-29 00:49:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't have much use for it here. Also, here's a life-size cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen and some matches. You know what to do.
-Mad Maudlin
Hello! by
Buta
on 2009-06-28 13:56:00 UTC
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Have a shapeshifting plushie.
Wow! by
PitViperOfDoom
on 2009-06-28 05:31:00 UTC
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I come back from a 25-mile backpacking trip just in time to greet the newbie!
Welcome! Hello! Hi! Are you insane? I hope you are. It's a bit of a requirement here.
I gift you with a bottle of Bleepka and a sock full of rocks!
Welcome! Have a Capillary Towel! by
Sedri
on 2009-06-28 01:53:00 UTC
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Very useful.
I'm sure you've already been told all you need to know, so I'll just offer a friendly but uselessly undefined warning about the floor. Beware the floor. Have a nice day.
:)
*snatches up the Meip creature covetously* by
Rosie Azrael
on 2009-06-27 21:15:00 UTC
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Hello dahlink... *scritches you about the ears*
I'll get you all shown around later, right now I have to help mother doing things to get ready for Fair. Remember, we need you by the second at the latest.
*huggles*
And no worries that we're not a matched set, dear. I was kinda worried that Lyo would be a bit too much of a Sue to survive here... (Though former Sues do sometimes find homes here.... Muahaahaahah...)
Re: My Introduction. *bows* by
Seranis
on 2009-06-27 19:56:00 UTC
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Welcome, welcome! Have an incredibly racist chainsaw!
Hello! by
Sara
on 2009-06-27 19:14:00 UTC
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Yay for siblings! Here, have an egg whisk. It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs but author wraiths and spambots, too! Use it for good and not much evil.
Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride. ^_^
First poke! by
Neshomeh
on 2009-06-27 16:55:00 UTC
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*poke*
Welcome a'Board! Required reading includes the Original Series and the Board Constitution, but I imagine your friends have told you that already and can show you where to find said required reading. {= )
In the meantime, you use some emoticons with which I'm not familiar. Could you explain owo and >w
~Neshomeh
First plover! by
Tawaki
on 2009-06-27 16:04:00 UTC
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BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or Response Center?
Welcome. Here's a tall ship. by
khajidu
on 2009-06-27 13:05:00 UTC
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This one is Russian, 110m long, and very fast. Have fun with her and mind the parking spots, she's not that easy to park. And be careful: she's a he.
*waves* O hai thar. by
Cassie Cameron-Young
on 2009-06-27 11:50:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC. Here, have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.
Lovely to have you here. ^_^
May I be the first to say... by
thejadefalcon
on 2009-06-27 11:18:00 UTC
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greetings from the Planet Zog. Our people welcome you and hope you value your time here.