http://dawnbluewings.livejournal.com/29401.html

Az has had nothing to do at work for the past two days. Therefore, this rather terrible Old Kingdom fic got what it deserved.

This same author has a few more which I may be killing in future. *sigh*

Oh. And I hereby claim this one: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2413177/1/ASquiresPain

Anyone well-versed in Tortallverse (Specifically Protector of the Small) want to tag along to administer some serious pain on what I'm pretty sure are a Replacement 'Sue and 'Stu for Kel and Joren?