Does anyone remember Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami, the abdominable trollfic that I reported here last month? Well, it turns out that the author has created two other Death Note badfics, loosely connected to his 'canon'.

Here they are:

Pain Note the Ressurekshun (his spelling, not mine) of Ray Pember:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4818073/1/PAINNOTETHERESSUREKSHUNOFRAYPEMBER

While I have not read or watched Death Note, I know enough to say that ressurection is impossible in Death Note verse.
And that Shinigami don't have kings that 'bed' the rules in order to copulate with human females and produce hybrid children by them.

The God of Time With no name Light's real name:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4823896/1/TheGodofTimeWithNoNameLightsRealName

This...This is just bizzare. Let's just say that even I know that psychic dogs and Time Travel don't exsist in Death Note. Oh, and uber-stu Dark Yagami makes an appearance.

And for those who haven't seen the author's original 'magnum opus':
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/1/LightandDarkTheAdventuresofDarkYagami">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/1/LightandDarkTheAdventuresofDark_Yagami

This fanfic has it all. Ass Pulls, bouts of chronic stupidity, OOCness, and canon-violating Sues and Stus that bring unpleasant memories of My Immortal into the spotlight.

Burn it when you have the time.