Subject: Oh...
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Posted on: 2009-06-16 11:05:00 UTC

I've never got around to reading Pratchett. *is shamed*

But it always amazes me that writers, both in fanfiction and published writers think that bigger is better. If a man was hung like a horse, I think the woman would feel more pain than pleasure.

There's a joke, but I can't remember it in it's entirety. An Australian man is in Amsterdam, trying to find a prostitute, but every one runs away when he pulls it out, afraid it'll hurt them. Eventually, he finds a brothel owner who swears that one of her girls will be big enough for him and she asks how big it is.

Man: "Seven inches."

Brothel Owner: "Seven inches? Whatever is the fuss about then?"

Man: "Thick, ma'am."

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