I've got a mate who snorted a shot of tabasco sauce once...

If it wasn't for the lack of actual plot... by Heliomance on 2009-06-10 01:49:00 UTC Reply

I would have a plotbunny. Three way crossover where the Orkz, the Jaegerkin and the Nac Mac Feegle get to meet. Preferably in a bar. I feel that hilarity, as they say, would ensue.

I would pay to see that... by Matthias_Waverunner on 2009-06-12 04:00:00 UTC Reply

... At least, from a distance. Preferably the next universe over.

Though knowing Orkz and Feegles, even that might not be safe enough.
what you've got there... by Pads on 2009-06-10 02:33:00 UTC Reply

...is what we call "crack" - as in, "the author must have been smoking". Situation can be enough for a short fic, if done humorously enough, that you don't need much by way of plot. Good luck with it!

I thought crack was snorted? (nm) by thejadefalcon on 2009-06-10 12:31:00 UTC Reply

Re: I thought crack was snorted? by Maudlin Hart on 2009-06-10 14:15:00 UTC Reply

Cocaine is snorted. Crack is smoked. Heroin is injected. I wish I didn't know all this stuff.

Ah, I thought it was vice versa by thejadefalcon on 2009-06-10 16:18:00 UTC Reply

(pun unintentional until I noticed it, whereupon it became intentional). I thought it was cocaine smoked and crack cocaine snorted. Thanks for the correction.

Re: Ah, I thought it was vice versa by Pads on 2009-06-11 01:52:00 UTC Reply

Crack is coke with stuff added (baking soda, or summat, if memory serves) so it goes further and can be smoked. Coke just goes up your nose (and down the back of your throat, and tastes of death, so I would not advise it).

I wasn't planning to anyway... (nm) by thejadefalcon on 2009-06-11 11:03:00 UTC Reply

don't snort skin either by Pads on 2009-06-12 00:28:00 UTC Reply

Saw someone do that today - Uncle Pablo had caught the sun rather, and was peeling terribly, so he scratched off the loose skin onto the bar and racked it up into a line and pointed an idiot bloke we know at it. Poor chap couldn't work out why we were all in stitches...

Dumbarse FTW? (nm) by thejadefalcon on 2009-06-12 14:16:00 UTC Reply
Ewwwwwwwww. by Laburnum on 2009-06-12 13:52:00 UTC Reply

I recall a story on mockthestupid about a guy who snorted a full pack of lime sherbet on a dare and wound up with the nosebleed of the century.

Like my nan said; don't put anything up your nose that's smaller than your elbow. (Well, actually she said "don't put anything down your EARS that's smaller than your elbow" but the same principle applies.)

I've got a mate who snorted a shot of tabasco sauce once... by The Trojanhorse on 2009-06-14 09:55:00 UTC Reply

... but then this is the guy who does vodka shots through his eyeballs, pierced the skin of his forearms, used to eat caramel slice rather than taking his insulin (he's diabetic), and once got drunk, took one of my kitchen knives and hacked his jeans off into a miniskirt, then took off his underwear, then decided to take ALL his clothes off, put his wedding tackle in my dish-draining rack (I boiled it afterwards, don't worry) and then gave my male flatmate what would have been a lapdance had it not been done over his *face* (naked guy tackled other guy out of chair before doing said lapdance).

On the plus side, that stunt earnt him the winning last ten points on our 2008 Manlove Moment tally chart ...

... gosh, I really have lived in some strange flats ...

Good Goddess, that's even worse than Zotz! by Maudlin Hart on 2009-06-15 01:43:00 UTC Reply

He put it in milk.
...
Um...
TABASCO! I MEAN TABASCO! HE PUT TABASCO IN MILK! HE DID NOT PUT ANYTHING ELSE IN MILK! OR DISHRACKS!

*SNORT* by The Trojanhorse on 2009-06-15 06:36:00 UTC Reply

Suuuuuuure :P

*headklunks you* (nm) by Maudlin Hart on 2009-06-16 00:35:00 UTC Reply

sounds like a Ziekk moment by Pads on 2009-06-14 12:45:00 UTC Reply

One time he had a mouthful of tea go down the wrong way. It really hurt his lungs, so I (jokingly) told him to snort some sudocrem, as it is magic cream and cures all ailments.

So he did.

In fairness, the Glodawful pain in his nose did successfully distract him from the lung situation. Not recommended, however.

You do realise... by Ansela on 2009-06-14 23:48:00 UTC Reply

...that you're giving me extremely ~~bad~~ ~~wrong~~ evil ideas, don't you?

you've got to get them from somewhere, I suppose (nm) by Pads on 2009-06-15 01:20:00 UTC Reply

Silly boy... (nm) by The Trojanhorse on 2009-06-14 21:19:00 UTC Reply

... by Maudlin Hart on 2009-06-12 00:49:00 UTC Reply

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mere lol cannot describe my laughter. Cocaine FAIL.

Cocaine fail indeed. by Buta on 2009-06-12 09:21:00 UTC Reply

Too bad it wasn't caught on video - it would have been hilarious on Failblog.

Rock on, FailBlog (nm) by Maudlin Hart on 2009-06-12 15:41:00 UTC Reply