Subject: And now I get the urge to compile...
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Posted on: 2009-06-03 22:18:00 UTC
a list of spelling offences, and use them in this kind of context when somebody tries to be smart with me.
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OT: Spelling Arrest Funny by
on 2009-06-03 16:51:00 UTC
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It was suggested I post this here, since it is very much an amusing thing, and we here are the sorts of people who've likely wanted to carry out such an arrest. It comes from a youtube vid, a Dukat music video. It contains a truly epic retort.
ucemujeproblem:
The music is quite unadeqite..
badger5079:
...as is your spelling.
ucemujeproblem:
Its the spelling police!
I surender
badger5079:
You are hereby charged with the offense of spelling without a permit. You are also being charged with aggravation of the original offence by your incorrect and dangerous spelling of the word "surrender", not to mention your abject neglect of apostrophes. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of syntax. You have the right to a proper English teacher. If you cannot afford a proper English teacher, one will be provided for you.
Vid is here, in case you're curious... and I rather like the music, personally. -
Ooh... by
on 2009-06-04 10:50:00 UTC
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*steals comeback*
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*grin* Very nice. (nm) by
on 2009-06-04 05:57:00 UTC
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And now I get the urge to compile... by
on 2009-06-03 22:18:00 UTC
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a list of spelling offences, and use them in this kind of context when somebody tries to be smart with me.
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*snicker* by
on 2009-06-03 19:50:00 UTC
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That last retort is epic indeed. My psychotic and wonderful English teacher would be amused.
In this case, I feel a Cardassian trial is doubly appropriate, concerning both the content of the video in question and the fact that the Grammar Division of the Obsidian Order doesn't really tolerate leniency.
(Note that if asked, I will offer ample evidence proving that last sentence has never existed.) -
I would like to see such evidence, please. (nm) by
on 2009-06-03 20:07:00 UTC
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