Subject: You cannot win!
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Posted on: 2009-05-25 12:33:00 UTC
Dakka conquers all! *Ties two hoses together with duct tape and opens fire*
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Lighten up, dudes.- In other words, WATER FIGHT! by
on 2009-05-23 02:52:00 UTC
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Schools either over or soon to be over for most of us in school (barring southern hemisphere occupants), after all!
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Southern hemisphere. Bugger. by
on 2009-05-24 16:03:00 UTC
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Then again, I have a few more days before my schoolyear starts, and I do have a very large water minigun with an unmelting ice-elemental stone embedded in the water tank. Even more dakka!
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*hit in the face* by
on 2009-05-23 12:47:00 UTC
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Gaaaah! *splutter*
I'mma sitting this one out after last year's. *heads for the Neutral Shelter* -
Wha, wait, there's a Neutral Shelter? by
on 2009-05-23 13:04:00 UTC
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Isn't it just right there, where What' is firing on people all over the place whis his water gun?
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Yep. by
on 2009-05-23 15:59:00 UTC
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Provides somewhere for the people not playing to watch with amusement while the Boarders soak each other. And drink hot chocolate.
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And it's guarded. by
on 2009-05-23 16:35:00 UTC
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What' is soaking anybody who comes near. He wants all the stuff for himself and the Infernal Trio. (he may be a little late, though)
South and Krisp are busy eating and drinking all the stuff in the meantime. -
July's right. Boarders only, no Agents in these affairs. (nm) by
on 2009-05-23 18:36:00 UTC
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As if we'd get involved with you lot anyhow. (nm) by
on 2009-05-23 20:28:00 UTC
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*splashes authors of last two posts with the water hose* (nm) by
on 2009-05-23 21:15:00 UTC
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*deflects it with a word and leaves* (nm) by
on 2009-05-23 23:15:00 UTC
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Hey, only your warm Boarder body, no hanger ons~ by
on 2009-05-23 18:09:00 UTC
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*throws a water balloon at*
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Wha-*SPALSH* by
on 2009-05-23 19:40:00 UTC
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*shakes water off*
Well, since you're so inclined...*Fires Water CANNON!* -
*gurglebl* Augh! *flails and runs off* (nm) by
on 2009-05-23 20:16:00 UTC
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*ducks and grumbles* by
on 2009-05-23 12:27:00 UTC
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Must you remind me? I don't want it to be over.
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Shoudn't this be on the other thread? by
on 2009-05-23 11:35:00 UTC
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In the meantime, Moar Dakka! *Opens fire with water gun*.
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I meant 'other Board'. by
on 2009-05-23 11:36:00 UTC
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But still, Moar Dakka! *Fires more shots from water gun*.
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Probably not. by
on 2009-05-23 19:54:00 UTC
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*gathers up fluorescent green water balloons and puts them off to the side*
*pulls out "blizzard" super-soaker and begins spraying*
Whoohoo! -
*Fires Back* by
on 2009-05-24 12:50:00 UTC
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You cannot win! Moar Dakka! *Gets a larger supersoaker*
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Since I am soaked with water already, I might as well... by
on 2009-05-25 06:03:00 UTC
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*unleashes Ginormous Water Bucket of Doom*
Waterwaterwaterwater! Splashy time! -
You cannot win! by
on 2009-05-25 12:33:00 UTC
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Dakka conquers all! *Ties two hoses together with duct tape and opens fire*
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YAH FOR EL VERANO! by
on 2009-05-23 04:37:00 UTC
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Man! I am gonna be doing SO much stuff this summer!! There's that backpacking trip... then the band concert on the other side of the country, AGH.
Still love summer. More time for storywriting and doing missions, hee.
But for now... *grabs super soaker and pumps it furiously* I call shotgun!
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Woohoo! Summer! by
on 2009-05-23 03:59:00 UTC
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Only a few more days of school for me! And it's a three-day weekend right now! Fun time!
*gives a mug of hot cocoa to Sedri*
I promise, I won't throw any water balloons at you.
*pulls up a large bucket filled up with a bunch of fluorescent green water balloons and lobs one at July*
No exceptions for you, though. You started this. :) -
*ducks!- but is hit anyway* by
on 2009-05-23 04:05:00 UTC
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Buwhahaha, right there! *shoots with squirt gun!*
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*gets squirted with water headon* by
on 2009-05-23 04:39:00 UTC
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Augh! Cold water! *blindly throws another water balloon in a random direction*
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*shootshootshoot* by
on 2009-05-23 04:40:00 UTC
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*flails and runs about*
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*cackles* by
on 2009-05-23 04:56:00 UTC
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*sprays with garden hose*
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Augh! More cold water! by
on 2009-05-23 05:19:00 UTC
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*is very soaked by now*
*starts throwing more water balloons in every direction*
I need to get a more powerful water-fight weapon. Heyyy! I know!
*pulls out one of the fancy "blizzard"- "blizzard" as in freezing cold water due to ice cubes -super soakers and begins spraying super cold water everywhere*
Muahahaha! -
GLURBAAUGH-CHEATER! by
on 2009-05-23 05:13:00 UTC
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Halp! Haaaaaalp~
*flails and runs around more* -
No halp for joo! by
on 2009-05-23 05:23:00 UTC
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*cackles evilly and sprays*
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Eeek!~ Someone save me~! (nm) by
on 2009-05-23 05:40:00 UTC
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Nope. by
on 2009-05-23 06:24:00 UTC
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You soaked me with water!
*sprays more with the freezing cold super-soaker* -
Teamwork! *highfives* (nm) by
on 2009-05-23 07:02:00 UTC
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*flailflail* Traitor! You were my second in command! by
on 2009-05-23 07:36:00 UTC
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*runs for cover*
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*follows* by
on 2009-05-23 07:37:00 UTC
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*runs out of hose* Curses! Foiled again! *draws water pistol and chases*
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*returns with water balloons* by
on 2009-05-23 08:18:00 UTC
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Gotcha! *tosses them at Sara*
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Ack! *is soaked* by
on 2009-05-23 08:31:00 UTC
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Heyyyyy! *shootshootshoot* I'll get you!
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The Infernal Trio would love to be here. by
on 2009-05-23 09:47:00 UTC
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Oh wait.
*the Infernal Trio comes by with water pistols and soaks pretty much everyone* -
*arrives late on the scene* by
on 2009-05-23 10:59:00 UTC
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*attachs hose to fire hydrant and drives you away from me*
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*Krisprolls comes from behind... by
on 2009-05-23 12:07:00 UTC
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... and does a Vulcan nerve pinch on you before taking the hose and soaking everyone... including What' and South. And you, of course.*
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Ha! You only got my android decoy! by
on 2009-05-23 12:08:00 UTC
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*is actually on a rooftop a mile away, shooting everyone with a water sniper rifle*
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*and missing everyone because his aim is terrible* by
on 2009-05-23 12:44:00 UTC
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*Krisprolls's aim is better, though.*
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Actually, my aim's surprisingly good... by
on 2009-05-26 10:27:00 UTC
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I'm excellent at both archery and rifle shooting. The Coriolis effect will undoubtedly mess up my aim for the water sniper rifle, but I might get someone.
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*shows up late with a half dozen balloons in his arms* by
on 2009-05-23 17:04:00 UTC
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*and drops them all at his feet upon getting splashed.*
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YAY!!! (nm) by
on 2009-05-23 21:13:00 UTC
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*is wrapped in four layers and still cold* by
on 2009-05-23 03:07:00 UTC
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Southern Hemisphere. I have to have my lamps on at 2pm because the clouds are so heavy that it's half-dark. Throw a water balloon at me, July, and it'll turn to ice before impact.
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Don't worry Sedri, we can have a snowball fight :D by
on 2009-05-23 05:44:00 UTC
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Or a hail-fight in my case, as I'm too far north to get the fun parts of being cold and just get the cold parts :)
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We have hail, too - no snow yet. by
on 2009-05-23 06:31:00 UTC
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Actually, it's not often that we get real snow anyway - though with winter coming so early this year, it's quite possible. For the last week we've only had rain and bouts of hail. That said...
*grabs a handful of slushy hail* DUCK! -
*squeals and backpedals, scrabbling for ammo* by
on 2009-05-23 06:32:00 UTC
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Bring it!
*hurls hail* -
I strike you with my-! ...misty rain. Hmm... by
on 2009-05-24 00:54:00 UTC
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*pauses, then packs up misty rain into freezer*
*waits*
AHA! *flings* -
*resorts to building a hail-fort* by
on 2009-05-24 01:48:00 UTC
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this is not being an architectural success!
*falls over on slidey hail* -
AHA! I have a better method! by
on 2009-05-24 04:19:00 UTC
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*gets out a square plastic tub*
*packs hail in*
*stamps on it to pack it harder*
*turns upside-down and shakes out a block of ice*
Excellent! First brick.
*repeats process, slowly building a fort*
Mwahahahahahahaha.... -
*is a shameless copycat* by
on 2009-05-24 05:53:00 UTC
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*starts doing the same*
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*builds half an igloo* by
on 2009-05-24 07:55:00 UTC
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*hides behind it and starts stacking up ammunition, hoping Trojie's efforts will make her think Sedri is still working on the fort itself*
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*is completely taken in* by
on 2009-05-24 08:02:00 UTC
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*and continues building her fortifications, whistling merrily*
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*WHACKS Trojie with a slushball* (nm) by
on 2009-05-24 23:58:00 UTC
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AARGH! by
on 2009-05-25 00:00:00 UTC
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*retaliates with a handful of mostly-defrosted hail*
*flails*
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*chases Trojie and tackles her...* by
on 2009-05-25 05:05:00 UTC
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*...sending both to the cold ground with a THUMP, before proceeding to mash the slush into Trojie's hair* HAH!
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*proceeds to give Sedri a hail face-wash* by
on 2009-05-25 05:38:00 UTC
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HAH! right back atcha!
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*spits out hail* Oh, you're going DOWN. by
on 2009-05-25 11:38:00 UTC
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*POUNCE*
*shoves Assorted Cold Things down Trojie's shirt* -
That's what you think! by
on 2009-05-25 21:54:00 UTC
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*uses this opportunity to attempt to bury Sedri in the hail-drift of icy sludge that's all that remains of Trojie's fort*
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*fastens claw-like hands around Trojie's ankle...* by
on 2009-05-25 23:23:00 UTC
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*...and traps her in place until she, too, is half-buried in the snow*
I will NOT be defeated! RARGH!
*yanks, causing Trojie to slip and fall* -
*starts burrowing* by
on 2009-05-25 23:27:00 UTC
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Neither will I!
*proceeds to try and mound snow around Sedri's ankles to trap her* -
*kicks* HaHA! It MELTED! by
on 2009-05-26 07:00:00 UTC
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*shoves Trojie into the cold water*
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*glubglubglub* by
on 2009-05-26 07:01:00 UTC
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*surfaces like a WHALE*
RAAAAARGH! *dunks Sedri* -
*spits* It's FREEZING. *shoves* (nm) by
on 2009-05-26 09:29:00 UTC
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*whoops and falls over* by
on 2009-05-26 09:31:00 UTC
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Of course it's freezing, you mad woman, it was, until quite recently, HAIL! Which is, y'know, frozen water!
*drags Sedri back down with her*
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Oh, really? Didn't know. *SMACK* by
on 2009-05-26 11:44:00 UTC
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*hits Trojie with a freezer, which is conveniently re-freezing half the water into hail and snow with which to re-stock her ammunition*
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Oh, you're going DOWN! by
on 2009-05-26 21:33:00 UTC
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*pushes Sedri INTO the freezer*
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*pats* by
on 2009-05-23 03:15:00 UTC
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Well, you can always relocate to shelter, I suppose.
*prepares more water balloons*