Subject: Well, they're already dead...
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Posted on: 2009-05-21 19:21:00 UTC
and technically, no longer a part of that universe.
Detonate the Reality Bomb. >D
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Oog. by
on 2009-05-21 05:56:00 UTC
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4570186/1/WarriorsofStarclan
Probably will be my agents' next mission. Except... Adder's still in FicPsych after the last disastrous mission where she got the tar beaten out of her by an Abusive Parent Plot Device.
How on earth would one go about erasing this fake StarClan? I mean, there are cats in here with GREEN. FREAKIN'. FUR. What is this? GREEN. FUR. And BLUE FUR. the fact that there was a cat named BLUESTAR does not give fans the right to have BLUE. FREAKIN'. CATS. She was not even really BLUE. She was GRAYISH-BLUE. Idiots. And there's even a DEEP BLUE CAT WITH BRIGHT PINK EARS. I could go on forever, and I haven't even started on the fact that StarClan doesn't actually have an official leader or medicine cat.
Any suggestions for how to destroy this? -
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on 2009-05-22 03:55:00 UTC
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b n nb nb n b b
i think this should express some of my anger!
as for starclan, they are technically not invincible. I would recommend using a verrrry large quantity of high explosives. *checks fic again* HOLLYSTAR???? BURN IT! BURNITBURNITBURNIT *twitches violently*
I see LOTS of charges. lots of them. kill it. with fire. and explosions. -
*incoherent screaming* by
on 2009-05-21 20:30:00 UTC
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*bangs head against wall, keyboard and other hard objects* Can I kill it? Or do you want to join the Warriors division at least part-time? Either way, Kierra wants the pelts to make a far too brightly-colored rug out of. Why do people do this to us? I advise, since it seems to be a live clan, or at least acts like one, steal any redeemable cats, and then blow the place up. I don't care if they are dead, somebody is going to kill them again. If they have somewhat canonical names and aren't complete sues, Nocia can work on rehabilitating them. Also the kits might be okay if they don't have stupid fur colors or if the canon snaps them to regular cat colors. *stabs pillow in lieu of fic's author*
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Brightly colored fur pelts? by
on 2009-05-27 04:11:00 UTC
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Sounds like something the 6th Doctor would wear at Christmastime.
Or a prop from the Icelandic production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. -
Well, they're already dead... by
on 2009-05-21 19:21:00 UTC
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and technically, no longer a part of that universe.
Detonate the Reality Bomb. >D -
Icy cold paws? Why? How? by
on 2009-05-21 16:51:00 UTC
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The cats of StarClan are already dead. You probably need some sort of weapon that can get rid of ghosts.
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Here! Have a Proton Pack! by
on 2009-05-23 10:35:00 UTC
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*has never actually watched Ghostbusters, much to his shame*
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*hasn't either, but she has no shame* (nm) by
on 2009-05-27 16:38:00 UTC
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If the game's any good... by
on 2009-05-27 16:43:00 UTC
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I'll probably be convinced to watch the films. If only they went up to Ghostbusters X, like they did in the Godzilla cartoon when they when to the future. Crazy cartoon. :P
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Explosives! by
on 2009-05-21 15:55:00 UTC
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You could get them all in one place, yell the charges at them, then throw some sort of bomb.